Boys Are Stupid, Throw Rocks at Them!Workman Publishing, 2005 M01 1 - 80 páginas Girls, here it is--everything you need to know about boys: 1. Boys come from the Stupid Factory. 2. Boys are pretty much smelly and useless. 3. It is possible to have fun with boys, however..... 4. If you decide to keep a boyfriend, he will need to be housebroken. With a South Park-for-girls edgy freshness, artist and entrepreneur (David & Goliath clothing) Todd Harris Goldman updates the eternal battle of the sexes. And this time the girls win. Packaged in soft, puffy cover (so if you do keep a boyfriend around the house, he won't hurt himself too much when he tries to figure out what it is by putting it in his mouth), this bright, irreverent book is the perfect girlfriend gift . No boys were hurt during the making of this book. |
Contenido
What are girls and boys? | 4 |
Not all boys are useless | 10 |
Boys are stupid | 18 |
Fun with boys | 32 |
Boys make good pets | 40 |
Boyfriends are stupid | 46 |
Breakup fun | 56 |
Training a boyfriend | 66 |
Términos y frases comunes
7-eleven afraid ask for directions bathroom belching best friend birdie boogers boy's BOYFriends Are stupid boys and dogs Boys Are stupid BOYS Are useless Break-Up breath bugs butts catch chapter eight Chapter Five chapter four chapter seven chapter six chapter three cheese clean cute Danger david difference between boys dinner dress ears empty fart fork front Fun With BOY giris girl hair hand head hee hee hello hint hurt kiss left side lost milk need help never nose parents pfft Phone Pick Potty pretty Printed problem quick reminder rocks rules Sales secret shoes shower silent smell snack someone Sorry Special spit Sucker sure take this quiz talk tell things throw Todd Harris Goldman toilet told TOOTHPASTE Training a Boyfriend Utensils walk wanna watch wearing what's woods Workman Publishing York