Came past the window What brought you there? And eagerly Reached out to catch it, With fat pink fingers, Reached out--and fell! The awful horror, So sweet and bright! And lips grew white; It caught the youngster That had no flaw;- You never saw. LESS THAN COST.-M. A. KIDDER. We often see, as on we jog, Through street or road, down court or lane, This trite announcement, "Less than cost," Upon some door or window-pane. And then we muse on many things That men have gained, and men have lost, And wonder at the foolish souls Who sell themselves for "less than cost." The young man, stout of heart and limb, Starts out in quest of fortune's gifts, And you, fair, youthful, budding lass, Is sometimes worse than too much frost-- Than sell your name for "less than cost." "What may a human being cost?" You ask us, may be, with a frown: As months and years shall onward roll. AN INTERESTING TRAVELING COMPANION. M. Quad, a literary gentleman connected with the Detroit Free Press, having taken charge of a lady on a railroad car, gives the following account of the pleasures of his journey. Many men think a railroad journey is rendered really pleasant by the companionship of an unprotected female. She insisted on counting her bandbox and traveling bag as we got seated. She counted. There were just two. I counted and made no more nor less. Then she wanted her parasol put into the rack, her shawl folded up, and her bandbox counted again. I counted it. There was just exactly one bandbox of it. As we got started she wanted to know if I was sure that we were on the right road to Detroit. I was sure. Then she wanted her traveling bag counted. I counted it once more. By this time she wanted the window up, and asked me if it was not a very hot day. I said it was. Then she felt for her money and found it was safe, though she was sure that she had lost it. While counting it she related how Mrs. Graff, in going East five years ago, lost her purse and three dollars. She wound up the story by asking me if it wasn't a hot day. I said it was. Then she wanted that bandbox counted, and I counted him. He was still one bandbox. There was a pause of five minutes, and then she wanted a drink. I got it for her. Then she wanted to know if we were on the right road to Detroit. I assured her that I was positive of the fact. The brakeman here called out the name of a station in such an indistinct manner that the lady wanted me to go and see what the name really was. I went. It was Calumet. She wanted to know if I was sure that it was Calumet, and I put my hand on my sacred heart and assured her that I would perish sooner than deceive her. By this time she wanted the traveling bag counted, and I counted her. She figured up as before. I had just finished counting when she wanted to know if I didn't think it was a hot day. I told her I did. We got along very well for the next half hour, as I got her to narrating a story about how she got lost in the woods eighteen years before, but as soon as she finished it she wanted to know if I was sure that we were on the right road to Detroit. I told her that I hoped to perish with the liars if we were not, and she was satisfied. Then the parasol fell down; she wanted me to change a tencent-piece, and the window had to go down. When we got down to Marshall she wanted to know if the place wasn't named after court-martial, and whether it wasn't barely possible that the station was Niles, instead of Marshall. The bandbox was counted again, and he was just one. Then the window went up, and she asked me if, in my opinion, it wasn't a hot day. I replied that it was. Then she related a story about her uncle, another about a young lady who had been deaf several years. During that day I counted that bandbox three hundred times, raised the window thirty times, said it was a hot day until my tongue was blistered, arranged that parasol twenty-one times, got her sixteen drinks of water, and inquired the names of thirteen stations. She said it was so nice to have a man in whom a stranger could place confidence, and I dared not reply, for fear of bringing out another story. When we reached Detroit, I counted the things three times over, and helped her off the cars, got her a hack, directed her to a hotel, told her the street, price, name of the landlord, head waiter, porter, and cook; assured her she would not be robbed or murdered; that it had been a hot day; that Detroit had a population of one hundred thousand; that the fall term of school had commenced; that all Detroit hack drivers were honest and obliging. Poor woman, I hope the landlord did not get out of patience with her artless ways. KING ROBERT OF SICILY.-H. W. LONGFELLOW. Robert of Sicily, brother of Pope Urbane With retinue of many a knight and squire, And slowly lifting up his kingly head, He to a learned clerk beside him said, "What mean those words?" The clerk made answer meet, "He has put down the mighty from their seat, And has exalted them of low degree." Thereat King Robert muttered scornfully, ""Tis well that such seditious words are sung There is no power can push me from my throne!" When he awoke, it was already night; The church was empty, and there was no light, He started from his seat and gazed around, The sounds re-echoed from the roof and walls At length the sexton, hearing from without Robert of Sicily, brother of Pope Urbane Bare-headed, breathless, and besprent with mire, Rushed through the court-yard, thrusting in his rage Wearing his robes, his crown, his signet-ring- With the divine compassion of his eyes! Then said, "Who art thou, and why com'st thou here?" To which King Robert answered with a sneer, "I am the king, and come to claim my own From an impostor, who usurps my throne!" Up sprang the angry guests, and drew their swords; Nay, not the king, but the king's jester; thou Henceforth shall wear the bells and scalloped cape And for thy counselor shalt lead an ape; |