that he always desired to have as much of Dr. Primrose's company as possible. The old gentleman, hearing my name mentioned, seemed to look at me with attention, and when my friend was gone, most respectfully de= manded if I was any way related to the great Primrose, that courageous monogamist, who had been the bulwark of the church. Never did my heart feel sincerer rapture than at that moment. « Sir », cried I, « the applause of so good a man, as I'am sure you are, adds to that happiness in my breast which your benevolence has already excited. You behold before you, Sir, that doc= tor Primrose, the monogamist, whom you have been pleased to call great. You here see that unfortunate Di= vine, who has so long, and it would ill become me to say, successfully, fought against the deuterogamy of the age ». «Sir», cried the stranger, struck with awe, « I fear I have been too familiar; but you'll forgive my curiosity, Sir; I beg pardon Sir», cried I, grasping his hand, « you are so far from displeasing me by your familiarity, that I must beg you'll accept my friendship, as you already have my esteem » = << Then with gratitude I accept the offer », cried he, squeezing me by the hand, « thou glorious pillar of unshaken orthodoxy ; and do I behold » I here in= terrupted what he was going to say, for tho', as an au= thor, I could digest no small share of flattery, yet now my modesty would permit no more. However, no lovers in romance ever cemented a more instantaneous friendship. We talked upon several subjects: at first I thought he seemed rather devout than learned, and began to think he despised all human doctrines as dross. Yet this no way lessened him in my esteem; for I had for some time begun privately to harbour such an opinion myself. I therefore took occasion to observe, that the world in general began to be blame= ably indifferent as to doctrinal matters, and followed

human speculations too much. « Ay, sir », replied he, as if he had reserved all his learning to that mo= ment, « Ay, Sir, the world is in its dotage, and yet the cosmogony or creation of the world has puzzled philo= sophers of all ages. What a medley of opinions have they not broached upon the creation of the world? Sanconiathon, Manetho, Berosus, and Ocellus Lucanus, have all attempted it in vain. The latter has these words, Anarkon ara kai ateleutaion to pan, which imply, that all things have neither beginning nor end. Ma= netho also, who lived about the time of Nebuchadon Asser, Asser being a Syriac word usually applied as a surname to the kings of that country, as Teglat Phael= Asser, Nabon-Asser, he, I say, formed a conjecture equally absurd: for as we usually say ek to biblion kubernetes, which implies that books will never teach the world; so he attempted to investigate = But, Sir, I ask pardon, I am straying from the question ». = That he actually was; nor could I for my life see how the creation of the world had any thing to do with the business I was talking of; but it was sufficient to shew me that he was a man of letters, and I now reverenced him the more. I was resolved therefore to bring him to the touch-stone; but he was too mild and too gentle to contend for victory. Whenever I made any observation that looked like a challenge to controversy, he would smile, shake his head, and say nothing; by which I un= derstood he could say much, if he thought proper. The subject therefore insensibly changed from the business of antiquity to that which brought us both to the fair; mine I told him was to sell a horse, and very luckily, indeed, his was to buy one for one of his tenants. My horse was soon produced, and in fine we struck a bar= gain. Nothing now remained but to pay me, and he accordingly pulled out a thirty pound note, and bid me change it. Not being in a capacity of complying with

his demand, he ordered the landlady to call up his foot man, who made his appearance in a very genteel lis very. «Here, Abraham», èried he, «go and get gold for this; you'll do it at neighbour Jackson's, or any where ». While the fellow was gone, he entertained me with a pathetick harangue on the great scarcity of silver, which I undertook to improve, by deploring also the great scarcity of gold; so that by the time Abraham returned, we had both agreed that money was never so hard to be come at as now. Abraham returned to inform us that he had been over the whole fair, and could not get change, tho' he had offered half a crown for doing it. This was a very great disappointment to us all ; but the old gentleman having paused a little, asked me if I knew one Solomon Flamborough in my part of the country upon replying that he was my next door neighbour,« If that be the case then », returned he, I believe we shall deal. You shall have a draught upon him payable at sight; and let me tell you, he is as warm a man as any within five miles round him. Honest Solomon and I have been acquainted for many years together. I remember I always beat him at three jumps; but he could hop upon one leg farther than I ». A draught upon my neighbour was to me the same as money; for I was sufficiently convinced of his ability: the draught was signed and put into my hands, and Mr. Jenkinson the old gentleman, his man Abraham, and my horse, old Blackberry, trotted off very well pleased with each other.

Being now left to reflexion, I began to recollect that I had done wrong in taking a draught from a stranger, and so prudently resolved upon following the pur= chaser, and having back my horse, But this was now too late: I therefore made directly homewards, resolving to get the draught changed into money at my friend's as fast as possible. I found my honest neighbour smo

king his pipe at his own door, and informing him that I had a small bill upon him, he read it twice over. You can read the name, I suppose », cried I, « Ephraim Jenkinson ». « Yes », returned he, « the name is written plain enough, and I know the gentleman too, the great= est rascal under the canopy of heaven. This is the very same rogue who sold us the spectacles. Was he not a venerable looking man, with grey hair, and no flaps to his pocket-holes ? And did he not talk a long string of learning about Greek and cosmogony, and the world »? To this I replied with a groan. « Ay», conti= nued he, he has but that one piece of learning in the world, and he always talks it away whenever he finds a scholar in company : but I know the rogue, and will catch him yet ».

Though I was already sufficiently mortified, my greatest struggle was to come, in facing my wife and daughters. No truant was ever more afraid of returning to school there to behold the master's visage, than I was of going home. I was determined, however, to anticipate their fury, by first falling into a passion myself.

But, alas! upon entering, I found the family no way disposed for battle. My wife and girls were all in tears, M. Thornhill having been there that day to inform them, that their journey to town was entirely over. The two ladies having heard reports of us from some mali= cious person about us, were that day set out for Lon= don. He could neither discover the tendency, nor the author of these: but whatever they might be, or whoever might have broached them, he continued to assure our family of his friendship and protection. I found therefore, that they bore my disappointment with great resignation, as it was eclipsed in the greatness of their own. But what perplexed us most was to think who could be so base as to asperse the character of a family

so harmless as ours, too humble to excite envy, and too inoffensive to create disgust.

CHAP. XV.

All Mr. Burchell's villany at once detected. The folly of being over-wise. THAT evening, and a part of the following day, was employed in fruitless attempts to discover our enemies: scarce a family in the neighbourhood but incurred our suspicions, and each of us had reasons for our opinion best known to ourselves. As we were in this perplexity, one of our little boys, who had been playing abroad, brought in a letter-case, which he found on the green. It was quickly known to belong to Mr. Burchell, with whom it had been seen, and, upon examination, contained some hints upon different subjects; but what particularly engaged our attention was a sealed note, superscribed, the copy of a letter to be sent to the two ladies at Thornhill castle. It instantly oc= curred that he was the base informer, and we delibe rated whether the note should not be broke open. I was against it; but Sophia, who said she was sure that of all men he would be the last to be guilty of so much baseness, insisted upon its being read. In this she was seconded by the rest of the family, and, at their joint solicitation, I read as follows:

« LADIES,

THE bearer will sufficiently satisfy you as to the persou from whom this comes: one at least the friend of innocence, and ready to prevent its being seduced. I am informed for a truth, that you have some intention of bringing two young ladies to town, whom I have some knowledge of, under the character of companions. As I would neither have simplicity imposed upon, nor