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In short, 'twas his fate, unemploy'd, or in

place, sir, To eat mutton cold, and cut blocks with a razor. Here lies honest William whose heart was

a mint, While the owner ne'er knew half the good that

was in't; The pupil of impulse, it forc'd him along, His conduct still right, with his argument wrong ; Still aiming at honour, yet fearing to roam, The coachman was tipsy, the chariot drove

home. Would you ask for his merits? alas ! he had

none; What was good was spontaneous, his faults were

his own. Here lies honest Richard, whose fate I must

sigh at; Alas, that such frolic should now be so quiet! What spirits were his! what wit and what whim! Now breaking a jest, and now breaking a limb t; Now wrangling and grumbling to keep up the

ball; Now teazing and vexing, yet laughing at all.

This gen.

* Vide page 59.

+ Mr. Richard Burke ; vide page 59. tleman having slightly fractured one of his arms and legs, at different times, the doctor had rallied him on those accidents, as a kind of retributive justice for breaking his jests upon other people.

In short, so provoking a devil was Dick,
That we wish'd him full ten times a day at old


But, missing his mirth and agreeable vein,
As often we wish'd to have Dick back again.

Here Cumberland * lies, having acted his parts,
The Terence of England, the mender of hearts;
A flattering painter, who made it his care
To draw men as they ought to be, not as they are.
His gallants are all faultless, his women divine,
And Comedy wonders at being so fine :
Like a tragedy-queen he has dizen'd her out,
Or rather like Tragedy giving a rout.
His fools have their follies so lost in a crowd
Of virtues and feelings, that Folly grows proud ;
And coxcombs, alike in their failings alone,
Adopting his portraits, are pleas’d with their own.
Say, where has our poet this malady caught?
Or wherefore his characters thus without fault!
Say, was it that, vainly directing his view
To find out men's virtues, and finding them few,
Quite sick of pursuing each troublesome elf,
He grew lazy at last, and drew from himself?

Here Douglas f retires from his toils to relax, The scourge of impostors, the terror of quacks; Come, all ye quack bards, and ye quacking

divines, Come, and dance on the spot where your tyrant


Vide page 60.

+ Ibid.

When satire and censure encircled his throne,
I fear'd for your safety, I fear'd for my own;
But now he is gone, and we want a detector,
Our Dodds * shall be pious, our Kenricks t shall

Macpherson I write bombast, and call it a style,
Our Townshend & make speeches, and I shall

compile ;
New Lauders and Bowers || the Tweed shall

cross over,
No countryman living their tricks to discover;
Detection her taper shall quench to a spark,
And Scotchman meet Scotchman and cheat in

the dark.
Here lies David Garrick (, describe him who

An abridgment of all that was pleasant in

As an actor, confest without rival to shine :
As a wit, if not first, in the very first line :
Yet, with talents like these, and an excellent

The man had his failings, a dupe to his art.


* The Rev. Dr. Dodd.

| Dr. Kenrick, who read Lectures at the Devil Tavern, under the title of The School of Shakspeare.'

| James Macpherson, Esq., who lately, from the mere force of his style, wrote down the first poet of all antiquity.

$ Vide page 61.



Like an ill-judged beauty, his colours he spread, And beplaster'd with rouge his own natural

red. On the stage he was natural, simple, affecting ; 'Twas only that, when he was off, he was acting. With no reason on earth to go out of his way, He turn'd and he varied full ten times a day; Though secure of our hearts, yet confoundedly

sick If they were not his own by finessing and trick : He cast off his friends as a huntsman his pack; For he knew, when he pleas’d, he could whistle

them back. Of praise a mere glutton, he swallowed what

came, And the puff of a dunce he mistook it for fame; 'Till, his relish grown callous, almost to disease, Who pepper'd the highest was surest to please. But let us be candid, and speak out our mind; If dunces applauded, he paid them in kind. Ye Kenricks *, ye Kellyst, and Woodfalls I so

grave, What a commerce was yours, while you got and

you gave!

* Vide page 64.

† Mr.Hugh Kelly, author of False Delicacy, Word to the Wise, Clementina, School for Wives, &c. &c.

I Mr. W. Woodfall, printer of the Morning Chronicle.


How did Grub-street re-echo the shouts that

you rais'd,

While he was be-Roscius'd, and you were be

prais'd! But peace to his spirit, wherever it flies, To act as an angel and mix with the skies : Those poets who owe their best fame to his

skill, Shall still be his flatterers, go where he will ; Old Shakspeare receive him with praise and

with love, And Beaumonts and Bens be his Kellys * above. Here Hickey f reclines, a most blunt, plea

sant creature, And slander itself must allow him good-nature; He cherish'd his friend, and he relish'd a bumper, Yet one fault he had, and that one was a

thumper. Perhaps you may ask if the man was a miser : I answer, No, no, for he always was wiser. Too courteous, perhaps, or obligingly flat ? His very worst foe can't accuse him of that. Perhaps he confided in men as they go, And so was too foolishly honest ?

Ah, no! Then what was his failing? come tell it, and

burn ye,

He was, could he help it ? a special attorney.

* Vide page 65.

+ Vide page 60.

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