OLD mother Hubbard
V Went to the cupboard
To get her poor dog a bone;

But when she came there,

The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. She went to the baker's

To buy him some bread, But when she came back

The poor dog was dead. She went to the joiner's

To buy him a coffin, But when she came back

The poor dog was laughing. She took a clean dish

To get him some tripe, But when she came back

He was smoking his pipe.

She went to the ale-house

To get him some beer, But when she came back

The dog sat in a chair.

She went to the hatter's

To buy him a hat, But when she came back

He was feeding the cat.

She went to the barber's

To buy him a wig, But when she came back

He was dancing a jig.

She went to the fruiterer's

To buy him some fruit, But when she came back

He was playing the flute.

ONE misty moisty morning,

When cloudy was the weather,
I met a little old man
Clothed all in leather,
Clothed all in leather,
With cap below his chin.
How do you do, and how do you do,
And how do you do again?

S I was going to Derby all on a market-day,
I met the finest ram, sir, that ever was fed upon hay;

Upon hay, upon hay, upon hay;
I met the finest ram, sir, that ever was fed upon hay.

This ram was fat behind, sir; this ram was fat before;
This ram was ten yards round, sir; indeed he was no more;

No more, no more, no more;
This ram was ten yards round, sir; indeed he was no more.

The horns that grew on his head, sir, they were so wondrous high,
As I've been plainly told, sir, they reach'd up to the sky;

The sky, the sky, the sky;
As I've been plainly told, sir, they reach'd up to the sky.

The tail that grew on his back, sir, was six yards and an ell;
And it was sent to Derby to toll the market-bell ;

The bell, the bell, the bell;
And it was sent to Derby to toll the market-bell.