Money- the root of evil - dross and stuff!
But, O! how happy ought the rich to feel,
Whose means enabled them to give enough
To blanch an African from head to heel!
How blessed-yea, thrice blessed

Enough to scour a tribe!

Although he

to subscribe

While he whose fortune was at best a brittle one,
gave but pence, how sweet to know
He helped to bleach a Hottentot's great toe,
Or little one!

Moved by this logic, or appalled,

To persons of a certain turn so proper,

The money came when called,

In silver, gold, and copper,

Presents from "friends to blacks," or foes to whites, "Trifles," and "offerings," and "widow's mites," Plump legacies, and yearly benefactions,

With other gifts

And charitable lifts,

Printed in lists and quarterly transactions.
As thus-Elisha Brettel,

An iron kettle.

The Dowager Lady Scannel,
A piece of flannel.

Rebecca Pope,

A bar of soap.
The Misses Howels,
Half-a-dozen towels.
The Master Rush's
Two scrubbing-brushes.

Mr. T. Groom,

A stable-broom,

And Mrs. Grubb,

A tub.

Great were the sums collected!

And great results in consequence expected.
But somehow, in the teeth of all endeavor,
According to reports

At yearly courts,

The Blacks, confound them! were as black as ever!

Yes! spite of all the water soused aloft,
Soap, plain and mottled, hard and soft,

Soda and pearlash, huckaback and sand,
Brooms, brushes, palm of hand,

And scourers in the office strong and clever,

In spite of all the tubbing, rubbing, scrubbing,
The routing and the grubbing,

The Blacks, confound them! were as black as ever!

In fact, in his perennial speech,

The Chairman owned the Niggers did not bleach,
As he had hoped,

From being washed and soaped,

A circumstance he named with grief and pity;
But still he had the happiness to say,

For self and the Committee,

By persevering in the present way,

And scrubbing at the Blacks from day to day,
Although he could not promise perfect white,
From certain symptoms that had come to light,
He hoped in time to get them gray!

Lulled by this vague assurance,

The friends and patrons of the sable tribe
Continued to subscribe,

And waited, waited on with much endurance
Many a frugal sister, thrifty daughter-

Many a stinted widow, pinching mother

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With income by the tax made somewhat shorter,
Still paid implicitly her crown per quarter,

Only to hear, as every year came round,
That Mr. Treasurer had spent her pound;
And as she loved her sable brother,
That Mr. Treasurer must have another!

But, spite of pounds or guineas,
Instead of giving any hint

Of turning to a neutral tint,

The plaguy Negroes and their piccaninnies
Were still the color of the bird that caws-
Only some very aged souls,
Showing a little gray upon their polls,
Like daws!

However, nothing dashed

By such repeated failures, or abashed,
The Court still met; -the Chairman and Directors,
The Secretary, good at pen and ink,
The worthy Treasurer, who kept the chink,
And all the cash Collectors;

With hundreds of that class, so kindly credulous,
Without whose help no charlatan alive
Or Bubble Company could hope to thrive,
Or busy Chevalier, however sedulous
Those good and easy innocents, in fact,
Who, willingly receiving chaff for corn,

As pointed out by Butler's tact,
Still find a secret pleasure in the act
Of being plucked and shorn!

However, in long hundreds there they were,
Thronging the hot, and close, and dusty court,

To hear once more addresses from the Chair,
And regular Report.

Alas! concluding in the usual strain,

That what with everlasting wear and tear, The scrubbing-brushes hadn't got a hairThe brooms mere stumps — would never serve again→→ The soap was gone, the flannels all in shreds, The towels worn to threads,

The tubs and pails too shattered to be mended
And what was added with a deal of pain,
But as accounts correctly would explain,

Though thirty thousand pounds had been expended-
The Blackamoors had still been washed in vain!

"In fact, the Negroes were as black as ink,
Yet, still as the Committee dared to think,
And hoped the proposition was not rash,
A rather free expenditure of cash

But ere the prospect could be made more sunny-
Up jumped a little, lemon-colored man,
And with an eager stammer, thus began,
In angry earnest, though it sounded funny :
"What! More subscriptions! No — no—

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-no, - not Į! You have had time-time time enough to try! They WON'T come white! then why-why-why —

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why-why,

More money?"

Why!" said the Chairman, with an accent bland, And gentle waving of his dexter hand,

"Why must we have more dross, and dirt, and dust, More filthy lucre, in a word more gold

The why, sir, very easily is told,

Because Humanity declares we must!

We've scrubbed the Negroes till we've nearly killed 'em,
And, finding that we cannot wash them white,

But still their nigritude offends the sight,
We mean to gild 'em!”

ODE TO RAE WILSON, ESQUIRE.

"Close, close your eyes with holy dread,

And weave a circle round him thrice;

For he on honey-dew hath fed,

And drunk the milk of Paradise!"- - COLERIDGE

"It's very hard them kind of men

Won't let a body be."-OLD BALLAD.

A WANDERER, Wilson, from my native land,
Remote, O Rae, from godliness and thee,
Where rolls between us the eternal sea,
Besides some furlongs of a foreign sand, -
Beyond the broadest Scotch of London Wall;
Beyond the loudest Saint that has a call;
Across the wavy waste between us stretched,
A friendly missive warns me of a stricture,
Wherein my likeness you have darkly etched,
And though I have not seen the shadow sketched,
Thus I remark prophetic on the picture.

I guess the features: in a line to paint
Their moral ugliness, I'm not a saint.
Not one of those self-constituted saints,
Quacks-not physicians · - in the cure of souls,
Censors who sniff out moral taints,

And call the devil over his own coals

Those pseudo Privy Councillors of God,

Who write down judgments with a pen hard-nibbed;