Have misdemean'd yourself, and not a little, Toward the king first, then his laws, in fling D. Keep. Your grace must wait till you be The whole realm, by your teaching, and your call'd for. Cran. Enter Doctor Butts. So. Butts. This is a piece of malice. I am glad, The king's physician; as he past along,, This is of purpose lay'd by some that hate me To quench mine honour: they would shame to make me Wait else at door; a fellow counsellor, Among boys, grooms, and lackeys. But their pleasures Must be fulfilled, and I attend with patience. K. Hen. K. Hen. Body o' me, where is it 7 K. Hen. Ha! 'Tis he, indeed: Is this the honour they do one another 7 "Tis well, there's one above them yet. thought I had They had parted so much honesty among them sures, And at the door too, like a post with packets. The Council Chamber. [Exeunt Enter the Lord Chancellor, the Duke of Suffolk, Earl of Surrey, Lord Chamberlain, Gardiner, and Cromwell. The Chancellor places himself at the upper end of the tabic on the left hand; a seat being left void above him, as for the Archbishop of Canterbury. The rest seat themselves in order on each side. Crom W well at the lower end, as Secretary. Chan. Speak to the business, master secretary: Why are we met in council?' Crom. Please your honours, The chief cause concerns his grace of Canterbury. Gar. Has he had knowledge of it? Crom. Nor. chaplains (For so we are inform'd,) with new opinions, Divers, and dangerous; which are heresses, And, not reform'd, may prove pernicious. Gar. Which reformation must be sudden too, My noble lords: for those that tame wild horses. Pace them not in their hands to make them gentle; Bat stop their mouths with stubborn bits, and spur them, Till they obey the manage. If we suffer The upper Germany, can dearly witness, Cran. My good lords, hitherto, in all the progresa Both of my life and office, I have labour'd, We will be short with you. Tis his highness' pleasure, And our consent, for better trial of you, pass, I shall both find your lordship judge and juror, You are so merciful: I see your end, Tis my undoing: Love, and meekness, lord, Become a churchman better than ambition; Win straying souls with modesty again, Cast none away. That I shall clear myself, Lay all the weight ye can upon my patience I make as little doubt, as you do conscience, In doing daily wrongs I could say more, Who waits there 7 But reverence to your calling makes me modest D. Keep. Without, my noble lorda 7 Gar. My lord, my lord, you are a sectary, Gar. Yes. That's the plain truth; your painted glo diaMy lord archbishop ;; D. Keep. Yes. covers, And has done half an hour, to know your plea. To men that understand you, words and wink sures. ness. me! Crom. My lord of Winchester, you are a little, And think with wagging of your tongue to win Gar Good master secretary, Столь Not sound Gar. I shall remember this bold Innguage. Remember your bold life too. Fortear, for shame, my lords. Crom Do. I have done. And I. Chan. Then thus for you, my lord,-It stands agreed, I take it, by all voices, that forthwith Let some of the guard be ready there. Enter Guard. Cran. Must I go like a traitor thither ? And see him safe i' the Tower. For me? Receive him, Stay, good my lords, When we first put this dangerous stone a rolling, 'Tis now too certain: My mind gave me, Ye blew the fire that burus ye: Now have at ye. seal. Gar. Dread sovereign, how much are we bound, In daily thanks, that gave us such a prince; But whatsoe'er thou tak'st me for, I am sure, He, that dares most, but wag his finger at thee: K. Hen. No, sir, it does not please me. I had thought, I had had men of some understanding And wisdom of my council; but I find none. Bid ye so far forget yourselves? I gave ye Chan Concerning his imprisonment, was rather K. Hen. Well, well, my lords, respect him; Am, for his love and service, so to him. I have a suit which you must not deny me; fism, You must be godfather, and answer for her. Two noble partners with you; the old duchess And lady marquis Doreet: Will these please you? Come, lords, we trifle time away; I long SCENE III. The Palace Yard. Port. You'll leave your noise anon, ye rascals; Bishop of Winchester. But know, I come not [Within ] Good master porter, 1 belong to the To me you cannot reach, you play the spaniel, Harder Port. Belong to the gallows, and be hanged, Your faithful friends o' the suburbs? We shall you rogue: Is this a place to roar in ?-Fetch have me a dozen crab-tree staves, and strong ones; Great store of room, no doubt, left for the ladies, these are but switches to them.-1 scratch When they pass back from the christening. your heads: You must be seeing christenings Port An't please your honour Do you look for ale and cakes here, you rude We are but men; and what so many may do, Not being torn a pieces, we have done: An army cannot rule them. Cham rascals 7 Man. Pray, sir, be patient; 'tis as much impossible (Unless we sweep them from the door with can- To scatter them, as 'tis to make them sleep them. Port. How got they in, and be hang'd 7 7 Port Man. I am not Samson, nor Sir Gay, nor Col. brand, to mow them down before me: but, if I spared any, that had a head to hit, either young or old, he or she, cuckold, or cuckoldmaker, let me never hope to see a chine again; and that I would not for a cow, God save her. [Within.]Do you hear, master Porter 7 As I live, If the king blame me for't, I'll lay ye all' knaves; And here ye lie baiting of bombards, when A Marshalsea, shall hold you play these two Port Make way there for the princess. Port. You i the camblet, get up o' the rail; SCENE IV. The Palace. Port. I shall be with you presently, good mas- Enter Trumpets, sounding; Uten two Alderter puppy-Keep the door close, sirrah. Man. What would you have me do 7 Port What should you do, but knock them down by the dozens ? Is this Moorfields to mus ter in 7 or have we some strange Indian with the great tool come to court, the women so besiege us 7 Bless me, what a fry of fornication is at door! On my Christian conscience, this one christening will beget a thousand; here will be father, godfather, and all together. men, Lord Mayor, Garter, Cranmer, Duke of Norfolk, with his Marshal staff, Duke of Suffolk, to Noblemen bearing great standingbowls for the christening gift; then four Noblemen bearing a canopy, under which the Duchess of Norfolk, godmother, bearing the Child richly habited in a mantle, &e. Train borne by a Lady; then follows the Marchioness of Dorset, the other godmother, and L dies. The Troop pass once about the stage, and Garter speaks. Flourish. Enter King, and Train. Cran Kneeling.] And to your royal grace, and the good Queen, Man. The spoons will be the bigger, sir. There is a fellow somewhat near the door, he should be a brazier by his face, for, o' my conscience, Gar. Heaven, from thy endless goodness, send twenty of the dog-days now reign in's nose: all prosperous life, long, and ever happy, to the that stand about him are under the line, they high and mighty princess of England, Elizabeth need no other penance: That fire-drake did I hit three times on the head, and three times was his nose discharged against me: he stands there, like a mortar-piece, to blow us. There was a haberdasher's wife of small wit near him, that railed upon me till her pink'd porringer fell off her head, for kindling such a combustion in the state. I miss'd the meteor once, and hit that woman, who cried out, cluba! when I might see from far some forty truncheoneers draw to her succour, which were the hope of the Strand, where she was quarter'd. They fell on; I made Stand up, lord. — good my place; at length they came to the [The King kisses the Child. broomstaff with me, I defied them still: when With this kiss take my blessing: God protect suddenly a file of boys behind them, loose shot,| delivered such a shower of pebbles, that I was fain to draw mine honour in, and let them win the work. The devil was amongst them, I think, surely. Port. These are the yonths that thunder at a playhouse, and fight for bitten apples; that no audience, but the Tribulation of Tower-hill, or the limbs of Limehouse, their dear brothers, are able to endure. I have some of them in Limbo Patrum, and there they are like to dance these three days; besides the running banquet of two beadles, that is to come. Enter the Lord Chamberlain. Cham. Mercy o' me, what a multitude are here! They grow still too, from all parts they coming, are My noble partners, and myself, thus pray: thee! Into whose hands I give thy life. Amen. K. Hen. My noble gossips, ye have been too I thank ye heartily; so shall this lady, This royal infant, (heaven still move about her!) As if we kept a fair here! Where are these por-Than this pure soul shall be all princely grace ters, These lazy knaves 7-Ye have made a fine hand, fellows There's a trim rabble let in: Are all these That mould up snch a mighty piece as this ia, her, The bird of wonder dies, the maiden phoenix, So whall she leave her blessedness to one, as And yet no day without a deed to crown it. Thou hast made me now a man; never, before Ye must all see the queen, and she must thank ye, (When beaven shall call her from this cloud of He has business at his house; for all shall stay, darkness,) Who, from the sacred ashes of her honour, That were the servants to this chosen infant, And, like a mountain cedar, reach his branches This little one shall make it holiday. [Exeunt. Tis ten to one this play can never please They'll say, 'tis naught: others, to hear the city Shall see this, and blese heaven ] Sets all on hazard-And hither am I come Like, or find fault; do as your pleasures are; SCENE I. Troy. - ACT 1 Before Priam's Palace. Enter Troilus armed, and Pandarus Tro. The Greeks are strong, and skilful to their Fierce to their skill, and to their fierceness va- But I am weaker than a woman's tear, Pan. Well, I have told you enough of this: for my part, I'll not meddle nor make no further. He that will have a cake out of the wheat, must tarry the grinding. Tro. Have I not tarried? Pan. Ay, the grinding; but you must tarry the bolting. Tro. Have I not tarried? Hard as the palm of ploughman! This, thou As true thou tell'st me, when I say, I love her; Pan. 1 spak no more than truth. Tro. Thon dost not speak so much. Pan. 'Faith, I'll not metele in Let her he as she is; if she be fair, 'tis the better for her; an she be not, she has the mends in her own hands. Tro Good Pandarna! How now, Paudaras 7 Pan. I have had my labour for my travel; thought on of her, and ill thought on of you: gone between and between, but snall the cas for my labour. Tro. What, art thou angry, Pandarus! what with me? Pan. Because she is kin to me, therefore, she's not so fair as Helen: an she were not kin to me, she would be as fair on Friday, as Helen is on Sunday But what care I care not, an she were a black-a-moct; 'tis all one to me Tro. Say 1, she is not fair! Pan. I do not care whether you do or no. She's a fool to stay behind her father; let her to the Greeks; and so I'll tell her the next time I see her: for my part, I'll meddle per make no more in the matter. Tro. Pandarus, Pan. Not I. Tro. Sweet Pandarns, Pan. Pray you, speak no more to me; I will leave all as I found it, and there an end [Exit Paudarns. An Alarum. Tro. Pence, you ungracious clamours! peace, rude sounds! Fools on both sides! Helen must needs be fair, Pan. Ay, the bolting; but you must tarry the When with your blood you daily paint ber thus leavening. Tro. Still have I tarried. Tro. Patience herself, what goddess e'er she be, I cannot fight upon this argum/ot; And when tair Cressid comes into my thought,-Let it be call'd the wild and wantering food; Pan. Well, she look'd yesternight fairer than ever I saw her look, or any woman else. Tro. I was abont to tell thee,-When my heart, As wedged with a sigh, would rive in twain; Lest Hector, or my father should perceive me, I have, (as when the sun doth light a storm,) Bury'd this sigh in wrinkle of a smile: But sorrow, that is couch'd in secming gladness, Is like that mirth fate turns to sudden sadness. Pan. Au her hair were not somewhat darker than Helen's, (well, go to,) there were no more comparison between the women,-But, for my part, she is my kinswoman; I would not, as, they term it, praise her,-But I would somebody had heard her talk yesterday, as I did. I will not dispraise your sister Cassandra's wit; but Tro. O Pandarus! I tell thee, Pandarns,- Her eyes, her hair, her cheek, her gait, her voice, seizure The cygnet's down is harsh, and spirit of sense Ourself the merchant; and this sailing Padar, Alarum. Enter Encas Ene. How now, Prince Troitaa? wherefore not afield ? Tro. Because not there; This woman's 20- For womanish it is to be from thence. ne. That Paris is returned home, and hurt to-day! Tro. Better at home, if would I might, were may But, to the sport abroad;-Are you bound thi ther 7 Ene. In all swift haste. Tro. Come, go we then together. [Erect Cres. Who were those went by 7 Queen Hecuba, and Helen. Alex. Up to the eastern tower, Whose height commands as subject all the vale, |