Mrs. BULKLEY. And she whose party's largest shall proceed. Miss CATLEY. I'm for a different set:-Old men, whose trade is Recitative. Who mump their passion, and who, grimly smiling, AIR.-Cotillon. Turn, my fairest, turn, if ever Strephon caught thy ravish'd eye, Mrs. BULKLEY. Let all the old pay homage to your merit; Give me the young, the gay, the men of spirit. Of French friseurs and nosegays justly vain, Who take a trip to Paris once a-year [Da Capo. To dress, and look like awkward Frenchmen here,— Lend me your hands: O fatal news to tell, Their hands are only lent to the Heinel. Miss CATLEY. Ay, take your travellers-travellers indeed! Give me my bonny Scot, that travels from the Tweed. Where are the chiels? Ah, ah! I well discern The smiling looks of each bewitching bairn. Goldsmith. 18 AIR.-A bonny young lad is my Jockey. With Sandy, and Sawney, and Jockey, With Sawney, and Jarvie, and Jockey. Ye gamesters, who, so eager in pursuit, Make but of all your fortune one va toute: Ye jockey tribe, whose stock of words are few, "I hold the odds.-Done, done, with you, with you!" Ye barristers, so fluent with grimace, "My Lord, your Lordship misconceives the case;" Doctors, who cough, and answer every misfortuner— "I wish I'd been call'd in a little sooner;" Assist my cause with hands and voices hearty, Miss CATLEY. Ye brave Irish lads, hark away to the crack, For sure I don't wrong you-you seldom are slack, And death is your only preventive: Well, Madam, what if, after all this sparring, And that our friendship may remain unbroken, Agreed. Agreed. Miss CATLEY. Mrs. BULKLEY. And now with late repentance, Un-epilogued the Poet waits his sentence. To thrive by flattery, though he starves by wit. [Exeunt. SONG. Intended to have been sung in the Comedy of" She Stoops to Conquer." AH me! when shall I marry me? Lovers are plenty; but fail to relieve me. He, fond youth, that could carry me, Offers to love, but means to deceive me. But I will rally, and combat the ruiner: Not a look, not a smile shall my passion discover. She that gives all to the false one pursuing her, Makes but a penitent—loses a lover. EPILOGUE. Spoken by Mr. Lee Lewes, in the Character of Harlequin, HOLD! Prompter, hold! a word before your nonsense: My pride forbids it ever should be said, My heels eclips'd the honours of my head; Or ever thought that jumping was a jest. [Takes off his mask. Whose ins and outs no ray of sense discloses, “Give me another horse! bind up my wounds!—soft-'twas but a dream." Ay, 'twas but a dream, for now there's no retreating, If I cease Harlequin, I cease from eating. 'Twas thus that Æsop's stag, a creature blameless, Yet something vain, like one that shall be nameless, Once on the margin of a fountain stood, And cavill'd at his image in the flood: "The deuce confound," he cries, "these drumstick shanks They never have my gratitude nor thanks; They're perfectly disgraceful! strike me dead! But for a head, yes, yes, I have a head: How piercing is that eye! how sleek that brow! Whilst thus he spoke, astonish'd, to his view, He quits the woods, and tries the beaten ways; [Taking a jump through the stage door. |