PLAYING AT SOLDIERS. "WHO'LL SERVE THE KING?" AN ILLUSTRATION. WHAT little urchin is there never What little urchin with a rag (Our plate will show the manner,) Just like that ancient shape of mist, So used I, when I was a boy, And ape the soldier's life ;- With gun of tin and sword of lath, By sound of trump and rub-a-dubs— To 'siege the washhouse-charge the tubs― Or storm the garden gates. Ah me! my retrospective soul ! My former comrades all the while Ay, there they stand, and dress in line, And limping Wood, and "Cockey Hawes," He had a real sword! Long Lawrence, Natty Smart, and Soame, Who said he had a gun at home, But that was all a brag; Ned Ryder, too, that used to sham A prancing horse, and big Sam Lamb Tom Anderson, and "Dunny White," For he was deaf and dumb; Jack Pike, Jem Crack, and Sandy Gray And Peter Holt, and Charley Jepp, To let him tie his shoe. "Quarrelsome Scott," and Martin Dick, That kill'd the bantam cock, to stick The plumes within his hat; Bill Hook, and little Tommy Grout That got so thump'd for calling out "Eyes right!" to "Squinting Matt." Dan Simpson, that, with Peter Dodd, That took our money to the fair Where are they now?-an open war Brave Soame sends cheeses out in trucks, They tell me Cocky Hawes's sword Quarrelsome Scott is in the church, The marts of silk and lace Bird's drums are filled with figs, and mute, "NAPOLEON'S MIDNIGHT REVIEW." A NEW VERSION. IN his bed, bolt upright, The French Emperor starts like a ghost! To the stable he glides, For the charger he rides; And he mounts him, still under the spell; Then, with echoing tramp, They proceed through the camp, All intent on a task he loves well Such a sight soon alarms, And the guards present arms, As he glides to the posts that they keep; Then he gives the brief word, And the bugle is heard, Like a hound giving tongue in its sleep. Next the drums they arouse, And they give but a somnolent sound; Very slowly and loth, Begin drowsily mustering round. To the right and left hand, They fall in, by command, In a line that might better be dress'd; And the lancers think odd To be rous'd like the spears from their rest. With their mouths of wide shape, Heavy guns look more heavy with sleep; Seem to think it one more In the night such a field day to keep. Then the arms, christened small, Fire no volley at all, But go off, like the rest, in a doze; Tuck their heads 'neath their wings, Till each pupil of Mars Takes a wink like the stars- Were the feathers of beds, So, just wishing good night, Bows Napoleon, polite; But instead of a loyal endeavour To reply with a cheer; Not a sound met his ear, Though each face seem'd to say, "Nap for ever!" |