But when the ice our streams did fetter, Oh, then how her old bones would shake! And then for cold not sleep a wink. As every man who knew her says, Enough to warm her for three days. Now, when the frost was past enduring, And made her poor old bones to ache, Could anything be more alluring Than an old hedge to Goody Blake? And, now and then, it must be said, When her old bones were cold and chill, She left her fire, or left her bed, To seek the hedge of Harry Gill. Now Harry he had long suspected And vowed that she should be detected,— And oft from his warm fire he'd go, And to the fields his road would take; And once, behind a rick of barley, He stood behind a bush of elder, And sprang upon poor Goody Blake. And fiercely by the arm he took her, She prayed, her withered hand uprearing, He went complaining all the morrow That day he wore a riding-coat, But not a whit the warmer he: Another was on Thursday bought, And ere the Sabbath he had three. 'Twas all in vain, a useless matter, And blankets were about him pinned; Yet still his jaws and teeth they chatter, Like a loose casement in the wind. And Harry's flesh it fell away; And all who see him say 'tis plain, Abed or up, by night or day, His teeth they chatter, chatter still. Of Goody Blake and Harry Gil!! WHAT THE LITTLE GIRL SAID. "Ma's up-stairs changing her dress," said the frecklefaced little girl, tying her doll's bonnet strings and casting her eye about for a tidy large enough to serve as a shawl for that double-jointed young person. "Oh, your mother needn't dress up for me," replied the female agent of the missionary society, taking a selfsatisfied view of herself in the mirror. Run up and tell her to come down just as she is in her every-day clothes, and not stand on ceremony." "Oh, but she hasn't got on her every-day clothes. Ma was all dressed up in her new brown silk dress, 'cause she expected Miss Dimmond to-day. Miss Dimmond always comes over here to show off her nice things, and ma doesn't mean to get left. When ma saw you coming she said, 'the dickens!' and I guess she was mad about something. Ma said if you saw her new dress, she'd have to hear all about the poor heathen, who don't have silk, and you'd ask her for money to buy hymn. books to send 'em. Say, do the nigger ladies use hymnbook leaves to do their hair up on and make it frizzy? Ma says she guesses that's all the good the books do 'em, if they ever get any books. I wish my doll was a heathen." "Why, you wicked little girl! what do you want of a heathen doll?" inquired the missionary lady, taking a mental inventory of the new things in the parlor to get material for a homily on worldly extravagance. "So folks would send her lots of nice things to wear, and feel sorry to have her going about naked. Then she'd have hair to frizz, and I want a doll with truly hair and eyes that roll up like Deacon Silderback's when he says amen on Sunday. I ain't a wicked girl, either, 'cause Uncle Dick-you know Uncle Dick, he's been out West and swears awful and smokes in the house-he says I'm a holy terror, and he hopes I'll be an angel pretty soon. Ma'll be down in a minute, so you needn't take your cloak off. She said she'd box my ears if I asked you to. Ma's putting on that old dress she had last year, 'cause she didn't want you to think she was able to give much this time, and she needed a muff worse than the queen of the cannon-ball islands needed religion. Uncle Dick says you oughter get to the islands, 'cause you'd be safe there, and the natives would be sorry they was such sinners anybody would send you to 'em. He says he never seen a heathen hungry enough to eat you, 'less 'twas a blind one, an' you'd set a blind pagan's teeth on edge so he'd never hanker after any more missionary. Uncle Dick's awful funny, and makes ma and pa die laughing sometimes." 66 'Your Uncle Richard is a bad, depraved wretch, and ought to have remained out West, where his style is appreciated. He sets a horrid example for little girls like you." "Oh, I think he's nice. He showed me how to slide down the banisters, and he's teaching me to whistle when ma ain't around. That's a pretty cloak you've got, ain't it? Do you buy all your clothes with missionary money? Ma says you do." Just then the freckle-faced little girl's ma came into the parlor and kissed the missionary lady on the cheek and said she was delighted to see her, and they proceeded to have a real sociable chat. The little girl's ma cannot understand why a person who professes to be so charitable as the missionary agent does should go right over to Miss Dimmond's and say such ill-natured things as she did, and she thinks the missionary is a double-faced gossip. THE LANDLORD'S VISIT.-DE WITT CLINTON LOCKWOOD. Old Widow Clare, In a low-backed chair, Came Farmer McCrode It was cold and snowing, and the wind was blowing While the farmer was fretting and his countenance getting "She pays me no rent, although I have sent And now we shall see what she'll say to me, For the thing has long ceased to be funny." Thus he muttered aloud, while the snow like a shroud And 'twas dark, but not late, when he entered the gate Disdaining to knock, he groped for the lock, And had already planted one foot on the sill, When, just by a chance, he happened to glance Through the window, and his heart for a moment stood still. He saw a woman nodding in a low old-fashioned chair; A scanty pile of fagots, in the fireplace burning low, And the landlord drew up closer, that he might the better look On the plainly lettered pages of the unfamiliar Book; And the verse he dwelt the longest on, then read it through again, Was, "Blessed are the merciful, for mercy they'll obtain." Now why he forebore to push open the door The farmer could offer no clear explanation; |