D. But she did scorn a present that I sent her. V. A woman sometimes scorns what best conSend her another; never give her o'er, [tents her. For scorn at first makes after-love the more. If she do frown, 'tis not in hate of you, But rather to beget more love in you: If she do chide, 'tis not to have you gone, For why!-the fools are mad, if left alone. Take no repulse, whatever she doth say; Forget you gone,' she doth not mean away.' Flatter, and praise, commend, extol their graces; Though ne'er so black,say they have angels'faces. That man that hath a tongue, I say, is no man, If with his tongue he cannot win a woman. Duke. But she I mean is promis'd by her friends Unto a youthful gentleman of worth, And kept severely from resort of men, That no man hath access by day to her. Val. Why, then I would resort to her by night. D. Ay, but the doors be lock'd, and keys kept That no man hath recourse to her by night. [safe, V. What lets, but one may enter at her window? D. Her chamber is aloft, far from the ground, And built so shelving that one cannot climb it Without apparent hazard of his life. V. Why, then, a ladder quaintly made of cords, To cast up, with a pair of anchoring hooks, Would serve to scale another Hero's tower, So bold Leander would adventure it. Duke. Now, as thou art a gentleman of blood, Advise me where I may have such a ladder. Val. When would you use it? pray, sir, tell me that. Duke. This very night; for love is like a child, That longs for everything that he can come by. Val. By seven o'clock I'll get you such a ladder. Duke. But hark thee; I will go to her alone. How shall I best convey the ladder thither? V. It will be light, my lord, that you may bear Under a cloak that is of any length. [it Duke. A cloak as long as thine will serve the Val. Ay, my good lord. turn? Duke. Then, let me see thy cloak: I'll get me one of such another length. [lord. Val. Why, any cloak will serve the turn, my D. How shall I fashion me to wear a cloak? I pray thee, let me feel thy cloak upon me.What letter is this same? "What's here ?-"To Silvia!" And here an engine fit for my proceeding! I'll be so bold to break the seal for once. [Reads. "My thoughts do harbour with my Silvia nightly; [flying: And slaves they are to me, that send them O! could their master come and go as lightly, Himself would lodge where senseless they are lying. [them; My herald thoughts in thy pure bosom rest While I, their king, that thither them [bless'd them, Do curse the grace that with such grace hath Because myself do want my servant's forI curse myself, for they are sent by me, [tune. That they should harbour where their lord should be.' importune, What's here? "Silvia, this night I will enfranchise thee." "Tis so; and here's the ladder for the purpose.- Val. And why not death, rather than living Enter Proteus and Launce. Pro. Run, boy; run, run, and seek him out. Launce. So-ho! so-ho! Pro. What seest thou? Launce. Sir, there is a proclamation that you are vanished. Pro. That thou art baish'd: O! that is the news: [friend. From hence, from Silvia, and from me, thy Val. O! I have fed upon this woe already, And now excess of it will make me surfeit. Doth Silvia know that I am banish'd? Pro. Ay, ay; and she hath offered to the doom (Which, unrevers'd, stands in effectual force), A sea of melting pearl, which some call tears: Those at her father's churlish feet she tender'd, With them, upon her knees, her humble self; Wringing her hands, whose whiteness so became them, As if but now they waxed pale for woe: But neither bended knees, pure hands held up, Val. No more; unless the next word that thou speak'st Have some malignant power upon my life: Val. I pray thee, Launce, an if thou seest my Bid him make haste, and meet me at the North-gate. P. Go, sirrah, find him out. Come, Valentine. Val. O, my dear Silvia! hapless Valentine. [Exeunt Valentine and Proteus. Launce. I am but a fool, look you, and yet I have the wit to think, my master is a kind of a knave; but that's all one, if he be but one knave. He lives not now, that knows me to be in love; yet I am in love; but a team of horse shall not pluck that from me, nor who 'tis I love; and yet 'tis a woman: but what woman, I will not tell myself. Enter Speed. Speed. How now, Signor Launce! what news with your mastership? L. With my master's ship? why, it is at sea. Speed. Well, your old vice still; mistake the word. What news, then, in your paper? L. The black'st news that ever thou heard'st. L. Fie on thee, jolt-head!1 thou canst not read. Speed. Thou liest; I can. Speed. Come, fool, come: try me in thy paper. Speed. "Item: She brews good ale." Speed. Here follow her vices, Launce. Close at the heels of her virtues. Speed. "Item: She doth talk in her sleep." Launce. It's no matter for that, so she sleep not in her talk. Speed. "Item: She is slow in words." Launce. O villain! that set this down among her vices. To be slow in words is a woman's only virtue: I pray thee, out with't, and place it for her chief virtue. Speed. "Item: She is proud." Launce. Out with that too: it was Eve's legacy, and cannot be ta'en from her. Speed. "Item: She hath no teeth.' Launce. I care not for that neither, because I love crusts. Speed. "Item: She is curst."2 L. Well; the best is, she hath no teeth to bite. S. "Item: She will often praise her liquor.' Launce. If her liquor be good, she shall: if she will not, I will; for good things should be praised. Speed: "Item: She is too liberal." SCENE II.-THE SAME. AN APARTMENT IN THE DUKE'S PALACE. Now Valentine is banish'd from her sight. Duke. This weak impress of love is as a figure Pro. Gone, my good lord. Duke. My daughter takes his going grievously. Pro. A little time, my lord, will kill that grief. Duke. So I believe; but Thurio thinks not so. Proteus, the good conceit I hold of thee (For thou hast shown some sign of good desert) Makes me the better to confer with thee. Pro. Longer than I prove loyal to your Grace, Let me not live to look upon your Grace. Duke. Thou know'st how willingly I would effect The match between Sir Thurio and my daughter? Pro. I do, my lord. Duke. And also, I think, thou art not ignorant How she opposes her against my will? Pro. She did, my lord, when Valentine was here. Duke. Ay, and perversely she perseveres so. What might we do to make the girl forget The love of Valentine, and love Sir Thurio? Pro. The best way is, to slander Valentine With falsehood, cowardice, and poor descent; Three things that women highly hold in hate. Duke. Ay, but she'll think that it is spoke in hate. Pro Ay, if his enemy deliver it: Therefore, it must, with circumstance, be spoken By one whom she esteemeth as his friend. D. Then you must undertake to slander him. Pro. And that, my lord, I shall be loath to do; "Tis an ill office for a gentleman; Especially, against his very friend. Duke. Where your goodword can not advantage Your slander never can endamage him: [him, Therefore, the office is indifferent, Being entreated to it by your friend. P. You have prevail'd, my lord. If I can do it, By aught that I can speak in his dispraise, She shall not long continue love to him. But say this weed her love from Valentine, It follows not that she will love Sir Thurio. Thu. Therefore, as you unwind her love from Lest it should ravel and be good to none, [him, You must provide to bottom it on me, Which must be done, by praising me as much As you in worth dispraise Sir Valentine. Duke. And, Proteus, we dare trust you in this Because we know, on Valentine's report, [kind, You are already Love's firm votary, And cannot soon revolt, and change your mind. Upon this warrant shall you have access Where you with Silvia may confer at large; Pro. As much as I can do I will effect. For Orpheus' lute was strung with poets' sinews, [ance. 1 Out. Fellows, stand fast: I see a passenger. 2 Out. If there be ten, shrink not, but down with 'em. Enter Valentine and Speed. 3 Out. Stand, sir, and throw us that you have about you; If not, we'll make you sit, and rifle you. Sp. Sir, we are undone. These are the villains That all the travellers do fear so much. Val. My friends, 1 Out. That's not so, sir: we are your enemies. 2 Out. Peace! we'll hear him. [proper man. 3 Out. Ay, by my beard, will we: for he is a Val. Then know, that I have little wealth to A man I am, cross'd with adversity; My riches are these poor habiliments, Of which if you should here disfurnish me, You take the sum and substance that I have. 2 Out. Whither travel you? [lose. Val. To Verona. 1 Out. Whence came you? Val. From Milan. 3 Out. Have you long sojourn'd there? If crooked fortune had not thwarted me. 2 Out. For what offence? Val. For that which now torments me to rehearse. I kill'd a man, whose death I much repent; 1 Out. Why, ne'er repent it, if it were done so. But were you banish'd for so small a fault? Val. I was, and held me glad of such a doom. 1 Out. Have you the tongues?1 Val. My youthful travel therein made me happy. Or else I often had been miserable. 3 Out. By the bare scalp of Robin Hood's fat friar, This fellow were a king for our wild faction. 1 Out. We'll have him. Sir, a word. Speed. Master, be one of them: it's an honourable kind of thievery. Val. Peace, villain! 2 Out. Tell us this! have you anything to take Val. Nothing, but my fortune. [to? 3 Out. Know then, that some of us are gentlemen, Such as the fury of ungovern'd youth 2 Out. And I from Mantua, for a gentleman 2 Out. Indeed, because you are a banish'd man, Therefore, above the rest, we parley to you. Are you content to be our General? To make a virtue of necessity, And live, as we do, in this wilderness? 3 Out. What say'st thou? wilt thou be of our Say ay, and be the captain of us all. [consort? We'll do thee homage, and be rul'd by thee, Love thee as our Commander and our King. 1 Out. But if thou scorn our courtesy, thou diest. [offer'd, SCENE II.-MILAN. THE COURT OF THE PALACE. Enter Proteus. Pro. Already have I been false to Valentine, And now I must be as unjust to Thurio. Under the colour of commending him, I have access my own love to prefer; But Silvia is too fair, too true, too holy, To be corrupted with my worthless gifts, When I protest true loyalty to her, She twits me with my falsehood to my friend; When to her beauty I commend my vows, She bids me think how I have been forsworn In breaking faith with Julia whom I lov'd: And, notwithstanding all her sudden quips, The least whereof would quell a lover's hope, Yet, spaniel-like, the more she spurns my love The more it grows, and fawneth on her still. But here comes Thurio. Now must we to her winAnd give some evening music to her ear. [dow, Enter Thurio and Musicians. Thu. How now, Sir Proteus! are you crept before us? Pro. Ay, gentle Thurio; for you know that love Will creep in service where it cannot go. Thu. Ay; but I hope, sir, that you love not here. Pro. Sir, but I do; or else I would be hence. Thu. Who? Silvia? Pro. Ay, Silvia,—for your sake. Thu. I thank you for your own. Now, gentleLet's tune, and to it lustily a while. [men, Enter, at a distance, Host, with Julia in boy's clothes. Host. Now, my young guest; methinks you're allycholly: I pray you, why is it? [merry. Jul. Marry, mine host, because I cannot be Host. Come, we'll have you merry. I'll bring you where you shall hear music, and see the gentleman that you ask'd for. [Music plays. Jul. But shall I hear him speak? Who is Silvia? what is she, That all our swains commend her? The heaven such grace did lend her, For beauty lives with kindness? To help him of his blindness; That Silvia is excelling; Upon the dull earth dwelling: Host. Why, my pretty youth? Host. How? out of tune on the strings? Jul. Not so; but yet so false, that he grieves my very heart-strings. Host. You have a quick ear. Jul. Ay; I would I were deaf! it makes me have a slow heart. Host. I perceive you delight not in music. Host. You would have them always play but one thing? J. I would always have one play but one thing. But, Host, doth this Sir Proteus, that we talk on, Often resort unto this gentlewoman? Host, I tell you what Launce, his man, told me-he lov'd her out of all nick.1 Jul. Where is Launce? Host. Gone to seek his dog; which, to-morrow, by his master's command, he must carry for a present to his lady. Jul. Peace! stand aside: the company parts. Pro. Sir Thurio, fear not you: I will so plead, That you shall say my cunning drift excels. Thu. Where meet we? Pro. At Saint Gregory's well. Thu. Farewell. [Exeunt Thu. and Musicians. Silvia appears at her window. Pro. Madam, good even to your ladyship. That hast deceiv'd so many with thy vows? Jul. "Twere false, if I should speak it; For, I am sure, she is not buried. S. Say, that she be; yet Valentine, thy friend, Survives, to whom thyself art witness I am betroth'd; and art thou not asham'd To wrong him with thy importunacy? Pro. I likewise hear that Valentine is dead. Sil. And so, suppose, am I; for in his grave Assure thyself, my love is buried. Pro. Sweet lady, let me rake it from the earth. S. Go to thy lady's grave, and call her's thence; Or, at the least, in her's sepulchre thine. Jul. He heard not that. 1 Reckoning. Pro. Madam, if your heart be so obdurate, Vouchsafe me yet your picture for my love, The picture that is hanging in your chamber: To that I'll speak, to that I'll sigh and weep; For, since the substance of your perfect self Is else devoted, I am but a shadow, And to your shadow will I make true love. J. If 'twere a substance, you would, sure, de- Host. By my halidom, I was fast asleep. J. Not so; but it hath been the longest night Egl. This is the hour that Madam Silvia There's some great matter she'd employ me in,Entreated me to call, and know her mind. Madam, madam! Silvia appears at her window. Your servant, and your friend; morrow. Egl. As many, worthy lady, to yourself. Sil. O Eglamour, thou art a gentleman, 1 Tender. |