T THERE was a man in double 'Twas like a lion at the door And when the door began to d 'Twas like a stick across your And when your back bega 'Twas like a penknife in your h And when your heart bega And he had a little gun, And his bullets they were made Bad of lead, lead, lead; He shot Johnny Sprig Through the middle of the wig, And he knocked it right off his head, head, head. HERE was an old soldier of Went walking one day with his When a cow at a poke, Toss'd her into an oak, With eating cold pease-por- Before the old gentleman miss'd ridge. her. THERE She had so many children she didn't know what to do; She gave them some broth without any bread, She whipp'd them all soundly, and sent them to bed. |