PREFATORY DIALOGUE. THOMAS HASTY VERSUS OLIVER OLDHAM. Another book? HASTY. A humorous book? Dear me! Oliver, how will it look? A man as staid and sober as you, Why, what in the world d'you mean to do? Time out of mind, in vogue in the schools? Desist, my Friend; such conduct you'll rue: OLDHAM. Why, what's to pay? Is that the way You exercise your critical sway? With brave Themistocles: "STRIKE, BUT HEAR!"* HASTY. Well, have your say, And do away, If you can, the strong objection, pray, That humor with broad and laughing face, * See the anecdote on page 129 following. That, if among them you cast a joke, OLDHAM. But you'll admit, That humor contains nothing unfit For teachers, whate'er their grade may be, If only from impurity free; For Addison, in his pedigree Of Humor, (a piece I wish you'd see,) Genuine humor's made of all three! * "I have said," says he, "somewhere, I do know with what correctness, (for definitions are never complete,) that humor is wit and love; I am sure, at any rate, that the best humor is that which contains most humanity, that which is flavored throughout with tenderness and kindness."-Eng. Humorists of the Nineteenth Century, p. 275. |