PADDY DUNBAR. Ar the request of numerous subscribers the following very humorous parody of Sir Walter Scott's 66 Young Lochinvar" is here given, although somewhat out of its proper order. The parody, which is a favourite piece. with reciters, has been kindly sent by Mr. C. H. Stephenson, of Southport. PADDY DUNBAR. ОCH, Paddy Dunbar is come out of the West, He carried up bricks, and he carried up stone, And he carried up mortar, when bricks there was none; But ere he had rattled at Mulrooney's gate, The bride had consinted, poor Paddy came late, And a fresh-water sailor, as niver smelt tar, Was to wed the swate Norah of Paddy Dunbar. So bowldly he marched into Mulrooney's stall, While the spalpeen of a bridegroom quite spacheless did stand, "Och, come ye in pace here; or come ye in war, "When I first coorted Norah, ye thought me too bould, The bride filled a noggin, young Pat took it up, So big was his form, and so red was her face, One wink o' the eye, and one word in the ear, When they reached the street door, and found the coast clear; So light to his shoulder swate Norah he fiung, There was rousing and growling in Mulrooney's clan, But the illigant Norah no more did they see: So daring in love, and so plucky in war, THE STAR. TWINKLE, twinkle, little star, When the blazing Sun is gone, Then the traveller in the dark In the dark blue sky you keep, And often through my curtains peep, As your bright and tiny spark Ascribed to Miss Taylor. TO A LONDON CHURCH BELL. Ere the shades of night are gone, And the toiling City clerk With your ceaseless clang you keep While the sun is in the sky. TO THE TEMPLE BAR MEMORIAL. MONUMENT to Temple Bar, Though the ugly Bar is gone, In the narrow street you keep, As of light no tiny spark, One and All. November 6, 1880. There are five other parodies of the same original in the competition, but the two above are the most interesting. SCINTILLATE, scintillate, globule vivific, Then the victim of hospiceless peregrination THE SPRINKLER. SPRINKLE, sprinkle, water cart, When the clouded sun is set, When the crossings, Sunday clean, And when bright my boots are "shined," Some day, when this deed is done, To A FALLEN "STAR." TWINKLE! twinkle! Morning Star!* But I wonder has John Bright If you have-why then I'm glad, Punch and Judy (London.) October 23, 1869. TO THE NEW STAR IN ANDREW MEDIA. How I wonder all the same, Where you were before you came? * The Morning Star, a London Liberal newspaper, founded in 1856. "I AM willing to throw in my lot with that of my friend Huxley, and to fight to the death' against this wicked and cowardly surrender. A desperate gamester, miscalled a Statesman, has chosen to invoke ignorant foreign opinion against the instructed opinion of his own countrymen."Professor Tyndall's last Letter to the Times. TYNDALL, Tyndall, learned star, Fizzing up like penny pop, Coming down on Gladstone flop! "Desperate gamester!" Tyndall mine, Such invective is not fine. Have you not a card to trump, Rattling Randolph on the stump? Difference exists no doubt; Honestly one view you hold; Pooh! That's Party's puerile plan, Punch. July 23, 1887. LINES TO THE ELECTRIC LIGHT IN THE READING Bless your radiance, little arc ? When you fade with modest blush, Scarce more bright than farthing rush, If you always twinkled so ? Cold, unlovely, shivering star, How your wondrous "system" works, Yours a splendour like the day— Though your light at times surpass Still I close with this remark- Slightly altered from Judy. June 6, 1888. BOULANGER. TWINKLE, twinkle, little Star, Are you a Republican, Emperor? Despot? Anything? When you're President-elect, Here meanwhile in London town Twinkle, twinkle, Gallic Star! Puck. May 1, 1889. The political adventurer Boulanger, having done all he could to embarrass the French Government, and to create disturbances on the eve of the opening of the great Paris Exhibition, ignominiously fled to Belgium, when he found that his selfish and unpatriotic conduct was likely to bring upon him the punishment he deserved. Whilst in Brussels he issued a ridiculously theatrical manifesto, whereupon the Belgian Government hinted that his presence was undesirable in that country, and in April last he sought refuge in London. His reception was cool, and in a few days he was completely forgotten. Boulanger, who is fifty-two years of age, has none of the qualities necessary in a man who aspires to be a great political leader, and had he not been supported by the wealth and influence of the re-actionary parties in France, he would long since have sunk back into his native obscurity. The Colonists are waiting still, they prowl about their beach, For well they guess some English dupes will come within their reach; So they conjure up some Siren song, and have it put in print, And rub their hands, and slap their thighs, at folks believing in't: They fabricate long letters home--from settlers well-to-do, All season'd high with luring lies, so couched to seem quite true; "Here capital must multiply, wealth waits each working clan, Here is-Eutopia itself, aye,-Paradise for man." VI. Alas! alas! how very soon some too-confiding men, Hearken to the seductive words said o'er and o'er again: With home-they discontented grow, fancy—a fairer land, Air-castles build in promis'd scenes, with wealth that courts the hand; Seas cross'd-the colony must now for ever hold them fast. Fresh Colonists are old one's game, who pluck them great and small, Gloat o'er their brethren-victimized, sore struggling, one and all. VIII. And now, ye English, old and young, who may this story read, To tales from coves-of distant shores, I pray you ne'er give heed; Unto the crafty Colonist, close heart, and ear, and eye, And heed this version of the tale of "The Spider and the Fly." From Emigration Realised, a poem, &c., by S. C. C. (i.e. Chase), London. Saunders & Otley, 1855. THE SONG OF THE BANK DIRECTOR. "WILL you walk into my parlour?" said the spider to the fly! "Tis the prettiest little parlour that ever you did spy. "You've only got to pop your head just inside of the door, "You'll see so many curious things you never saw before " "Will you let me see your pocket?" said the spider to the fly! "To handle your bright gold I've a great curiosity." Said the fly, "If once you'd hold of it, a wager I would lay "Of ten to one you very soon would take it all away." "What handsome purse, what lots of cash!" quoth spider to the fly. "If I had so much money, some nice Bank shares I would buy. "Look here!" And here he ope'd a safe, and said, “Dear |