Bill. You're a liar! I never picked a pocket in my life. James. Bad language, you see! What more would you have? Tho. Who'd iver ha' thowt o' sich wickedness in a boy like that! Bill. I ain't a wicked boy. Tho. Nay, doan't thae tell mo that! Thae made gam of mo, and hurried and scurried mo, as iv aw'd been a mak ov a deevil-yo did. James. He's one of the worst boys I know. This Timothy is one of the very worst boys in all London. Bill (aside). Timothy, eh? I twigs! It's Rainbow, by Peter and Paul!-Look ye here, old gen'leman! This 'ere's a bad cove as is takin' adwantage o' your woolliness. I knows him. His master guv me the suvering. He guv it to me to tell him where your Mattie was. James. Don't you fancy you're goin' to take in an experienced old gen'leman like that with your cock-and-bull stories! Come along, I say. Hey! Police! Bill. Here you are! (Takes the coin from his mouth, rubs it dry on his jacket, and offers it.) I don't want it. Give it to old Hunx there. He shan't never see his Mattie! I wur right to chivy him, arter all. James (taking the coin). Now look here, Timothy. I'm a detective hofficer. But I won't never be, hard on no boy as wants to make a honest livin'. So you be hoff! I'll show the old gen'leman where he wants to go to. BILL moves two paces, and takes a sight at him. Tho. The Lord be praised! Dosto know eawr Mattie then? James. It's the dooty of a detective hofficer to know every girl in his beat. Bill. My eye! there's a oner! Tho. Tak mo to her, sir, an' aw'll pray for yo. James. I will.-If I cotch you nearer than Mile End, I'll give you in charge at oncet. Bill (bolting five yards). He's a humbug, daddy! but he'll serve you right. He'll melt you down for taller. He ain't no 'tective. I know him. Tho. Goo away. Bill. Good-bye, daddy! He don't know your Mattie. Good-bye, skelington! Exit. Tho. Eh! sech a boy! James. Let me see. You want a girl of the name of Mattie ? Tho. Aw do, sir. James. The name is not an oncommon one. There's Mattie Kent? Tho. Nay; it's noan o' her. James. Then there's Mattie Winchfield ? Tho. Nay; it's noan o' her. James. Then there's Mattie Pearson? Tho. Yigh, that's hoo! That's hoo! Wheer? Wheer? James. Well, it's too far for a man of your age to walk. But I'll call a cab, and we'll go comfortable. Tho. But aw connot affoord to peigh for a cab-as yo co it. James. You don't suppose I'm a goin' to put an honest man like you to expense! Tho. It's but raysonable I should peigh. But thae knows best. James. Hey! Cab there! Re-enter BILL, following them. Exeunt. Bill. I'll have an eye of him, though. The swell as give me the yellow-boy-he's his master! Poor old codger! He'll believe any cove but the one as tells him the truth! Exit. Enter from the house MRS. CLIFFORD. from opposite side COL. G. Enter Col. G. I was just coming to see you, Clara. Mrs. C. And I was going to see you. How's Arthur to-day? I thought you would have come yesterday. Col. G. My poor boy is as dependent on me as if I were not his father. I am very anxious about him. The fever keeps returning. Mrs. C. Fortune seems to have favoured your mad scheme, Walter. Col. G. Or something better than fortune. Mrs. C. You have had rare and ample opportunity. You may end the farce when you please, and in triumph. Col. G. On the contrary, Clara, it would be nothing but an anticlimax to end what you are pleased to call the farce now. As if I could make a merit of nursing my own boy! I did more for my black servant. I wish I had him here. Mrs. C. You would like to double the watch-would you? Col. G. Something has vexed you, Clara. Mrs. C. I never liked the scheme, and I like it less every day. Col. G. I have had no chance yet. He |