His very foot has music in 't If Colin 's weel, and weel content, For there's nae luck about the house, There 's nae luck at a'; There's little pleasure in the house When our gudeman 's awa'. JEAN ADAM. The Toper's Apology. I'm often ask'd by plodding souls And tippling all night long. Now, though these cautious knaves I scorn, For once I'll not disdain To tell them why I sit till morn "T is by the glow my bumper gives Some happier tint still rises there And that I think 's a reason fair My Muse, too, when her wings are dry, But round a bowl she 'll dip and fly, Like swallows round a lake. Then if the nymph will have her share In life I 've rung all changes too,— There's many a lad I knew is dead, To fill my glass again. Then, hipp'd and vex'd at England's state In these convulsive days, I can't endure the ruin'd fate My sober eye surveys; But, 'milst the bottle's dazzling glare, I see the gloom less plain And that I think 's a reason fair I find too when I stint my glass, I'm prosed by some dull reasoning ass, Or, harder tax'd, I 'm forced to bear Some coxcomb's fribbling strain— Nay, do n't we see Love's fetters, too, And now I'll tell, to end my song, At what I most repine; This cursed war, or right or wrong, Is war against all wine; Nay, Port, they say, will soon be rare As juice of France or Spain And that I think 's a reason fair To fill my glass again. CHARLES MORRIS The Three Warnings. THE tree of deepest root is found When pains grow sharp, and sickness rages, This great affection to believe, When sports went round, and all were gay, And looking grave "You must," says he, 66 Quit your sweet bride, and come with me." "With you! and quit my Susan's side! With you!" the hapless husband cried; "Young as I am 't is monstrous hard! Besides, in truth, I'm not prepared: My thoughts on other matters go; This is my wedding-day you know." What more he urged, I have not heard, His reasons could not well be stronger; So Death the poor delinquent spared, And left to live a little longer. Yet calling up a serious look— His hour-glass trembled while he spoke- Of cruelty upon my name, Well pleased the world will leave." To these conditions both consented, What next the hero of our tale befell, He chaffered then, he bought, he sold, Nor thought of death as near; His friends not false, his wife no shrew, He passed his hours in peace. But while he viewed his wealth increase, The beaten track content he trod, Old Time, whose haste no mortal spares, Brought on his eightieth year. And now, one night, in musing mood Th' unwelcome messenger of fate Half killed with anger and surprise, "So soon returned!" old Dodson cries. "So soon, "Surely, my friend, you 're but in jest! Since I was here before 'T is six-and-thirty years at least, And you are now fourscore." "So much the worse," the clown rejoined; "To spare the aged would be kind: And your authority—is 't regal? Besides, you promised me Three Warnings, |