The Big Book of Duh: A Bathroom BookAndrews McMeel Publishing, 2007 - 352 páginas If you are stupid, then you're too dumb to know it. If you're smart, then you are no doubt smart enough to doubt yourself." -Bob Fenster The Big Book of Duh! is the perfect read regardless of where you happen to be sitting-think Uncle John's Bathroom Reader meets The Darwin Awards (without any of the dreary dead stuff). Proving there is a lot of reading going on in suburbia's smallest room, more than 1.5 million copies of Uncle John's Bathroom Reader have been sold since its first publication in 1988. As the new water-closet contender, Bob Fenster continues his romp into areas of idiot intrigue by chronicling the folly and reckless abandon of the human race. * Covering such topics as "My Favorite Morons," "It Seemed Like a Good Idea at the Time," "The Surprising Things People Don't Know," and "Dumb Plays in the Face of Fate," this compendium chronicles the densely inept and decidedly ignorant. * Featuring outrageous new stories plus the best material from the previous Duh! books, this compilation is the ultimate collection of human stupidity. |
Dentro del libro
Resultados 1-5 de 36
... John L. Sullivan took Goofty up on the challenge to hit him with a pool cue for 50 cents . Sullivan broke Goofty's back , and that was the end of his career in show biz . # 11 It may take extra effort to do something memorably dumb ...
... John Fransham ran for Parliament on a platform of outlawing the making of beds more than once a week on the grounds that it was too effeminate . In 1952 the Rev. Homer Tomlinson ran for president of the United States on the Theocratic ...
... not before they made Miller rich by purchasing ( at a spe- cial , one - time ascension rate ) his you - can - take - it - with - you heavenly robes . CHAPTER 2 Composer John Cage wrote a song called As 14 All - Skate at the Fool - o - ...
A Bathroom Book Bob Fenster. CHAPTER 2 Composer John Cage wrote a song called As Slow as Possible that would take 629 years to play . After which , no doubt , someone in the audience would stand up and shout , " Encore ! " If you are an ...
... John Roeleveld collected animal bones for forty years , believing that on Judgment Day the animals would be resur- rected directly onto their old bones . He also collected broken furniture and busted machines , believing God would ...