The Big Book of Duh: A Bathroom BookAndrews McMeel Publishing, 2007 - 352 páginas If you are stupid, then you're too dumb to know it. If you're smart, then you are no doubt smart enough to doubt yourself." -Bob Fenster The Big Book of Duh! is the perfect read regardless of where you happen to be sitting-think Uncle John's Bathroom Reader meets The Darwin Awards (without any of the dreary dead stuff). Proving there is a lot of reading going on in suburbia's smallest room, more than 1.5 million copies of Uncle John's Bathroom Reader have been sold since its first publication in 1988. As the new water-closet contender, Bob Fenster continues his romp into areas of idiot intrigue by chronicling the folly and reckless abandon of the human race. * Covering such topics as "My Favorite Morons," "It Seemed Like a Good Idea at the Time," "The Surprising Things People Don't Know," and "Dumb Plays in the Face of Fate," this compendium chronicles the densely inept and decidedly ignorant. * Featuring outrageous new stories plus the best material from the previous Duh! books, this compilation is the ultimate collection of human stupidity. |
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... king attended an art exhibit and studied a painting of a storm over the ocean . " Pity , " the king said to the artist , " that you had such bloody awful weather . " # 1 In 2001 a North Carolina man phoned police and complained that a ...
... King of the World . Another fine politician , Screaming Lord Sutch , ran for the English Parliament from the Monster Raving Loony Party , promising to improve Britain's climate by towing the entire island into the Mediterranean . # 1 ...
... King of Pickles . GO , TEAM , GO : WHEN OUTSTANDING STUPIDITY ABSOLUTELY REQUIRES A GROUP EFFORT There are times when one idiot simply can't manage the spectacularly stu- pid on his own . Fortunately , teams of fools are happy to pitch ...
... King Gillette spent six years experimenting before he successfully invented the safety razor and became a millionaire . Gillette then jumped track and devoted his energies and fortune to promoting a new world order , where everything ...
... King Ludwig II of Bavaria spent a fortune building the fairy tale medieval castle of Neuschwanstein in the non - medieval year 1860 . The fortune he spent on the castle wasn't his . It belonged to the state treasury , which was one ...