The Big Book of Duh: A Bathroom BookAndrews McMeel Publishing, 2007 - 352 páginas If you are stupid, then you're too dumb to know it. If you're smart, then you are no doubt smart enough to doubt yourself." -Bob Fenster The Big Book of Duh! is the perfect read regardless of where you happen to be sitting-think Uncle John's Bathroom Reader meets The Darwin Awards (without any of the dreary dead stuff). Proving there is a lot of reading going on in suburbia's smallest room, more than 1.5 million copies of Uncle John's Bathroom Reader have been sold since its first publication in 1988. As the new water-closet contender, Bob Fenster continues his romp into areas of idiot intrigue by chronicling the folly and reckless abandon of the human race. * Covering such topics as "My Favorite Morons," "It Seemed Like a Good Idea at the Time," "The Surprising Things People Don't Know," and "Dumb Plays in the Face of Fate," this compendium chronicles the densely inept and decidedly ignorant. * Featuring outrageous new stories plus the best material from the previous Duh! books, this compilation is the ultimate collection of human stupidity. |
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... York Times . He pro- claimed himself a " snob at heart . " # 8 During the Civil War , a businessman asked President Lincoln for a pass , so he could travel to Richmond , capital of the Confederacy . Lincoln tried to explain to the man ...
... York City's creative thieves came up with a new specialty : sub- way token sucking . These thieves would place their mouths around subway turnstiles and suck the tokens back up out of the slots . Police estimated that a competent token ...
... York City's Metropolitan Opera ? Nothing , except it was filmed in 1915 as the world's first silent movie opera . In 1998 administrators at a St. Louis high school prohibited the school band from playing the Jefferson Airplane song ...
... York City . When her young son injured his leg , she refused to take him to a doctor . She told the boy there was no point in paying for med- ical care , since he'd recover anyway . When the wound wasn't treated , her son's leg became ...
... York City policeman who was assigned to guard the exhibit had a stroke . He sued , claiming he was a victim of the Curse of King Tut . While visiting an English art museum in 1977 , a woman impulsively kissed a painting . " I only ...