The Big Book of Duh: A Bathroom BookAndrews McMeel Publishing, 2007 - 352 páginas If you are stupid, then you're too dumb to know it. If you're smart, then you are no doubt smart enough to doubt yourself." -Bob Fenster The Big Book of Duh! is the perfect read regardless of where you happen to be sitting-think Uncle John's Bathroom Reader meets The Darwin Awards (without any of the dreary dead stuff). Proving there is a lot of reading going on in suburbia's smallest room, more than 1.5 million copies of Uncle John's Bathroom Reader have been sold since its first publication in 1988. As the new water-closet contender, Bob Fenster continues his romp into areas of idiot intrigue by chronicling the folly and reckless abandon of the human race. * Covering such topics as "My Favorite Morons," "It Seemed Like a Good Idea at the Time," "The Surprising Things People Don't Know," and "Dumb Plays in the Face of Fate," this compendium chronicles the densely inept and decidedly ignorant. * Featuring outrageous new stories plus the best material from the previous Duh! books, this compilation is the ultimate collection of human stupidity. |
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... BETTER BECAUSE YOU CAN'T POSSIBLY BE AS DUMB AS THEY ARE , PROBABLY # 20 An inmate serving a ten - year sentence in a Massachusetts prison filed a lawsuit to have his sentence reduced by two days . Why ? Because there would be two leap ...
... better ? Not a chance . He's probably out on the golf course pretending that golf is part of his job , while he earns more money for playing a round badly than half the pros in the PGA . Meanwhile , when the boss is out of the office ...
... better to set up a team of five old idiots to probe matters . " In 1956 the United States Steel Hour was getting ready to produce an important TV show about the true story of a black teenager who was kidnapped and murdered by racists in ...
... better beer ? It's not the clever creators who are to blame for what we do with the clever things we create . It's the fault of middle management . When CBS broadcast golf tourneys in 2000 , producers weren't satisfied that the golf ...
... better breasts . Criminals everywhere should take note of this line of defense . A bank robber might argue that his theft was irrelevant , because no one who kept money at the bank was going to get rich anyway . Politicians caught ...