The Big Book of Duh: A Bathroom BookAndrews McMeel Publishing, 2007 - 352 páginas If you are stupid, then you're too dumb to know it. If you're smart, then you are no doubt smart enough to doubt yourself." -Bob Fenster The Big Book of Duh! is the perfect read regardless of where you happen to be sitting-think Uncle John's Bathroom Reader meets The Darwin Awards (without any of the dreary dead stuff). Proving there is a lot of reading going on in suburbia's smallest room, more than 1.5 million copies of Uncle John's Bathroom Reader have been sold since its first publication in 1988. As the new water-closet contender, Bob Fenster continues his romp into areas of idiot intrigue by chronicling the folly and reckless abandon of the human race. * Covering such topics as "My Favorite Morons," "It Seemed Like a Good Idea at the Time," "The Surprising Things People Don't Know," and "Dumb Plays in the Face of Fate," this compendium chronicles the densely inept and decidedly ignorant. * Featuring outrageous new stories plus the best material from the previous Duh! books, this compilation is the ultimate collection of human stupidity. |
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... keeps returning to one central question : Are stupid people going to ruin it for the rest of us ? Not a chance . Smart ... keep up . But not to worry . If anything will see us through , it's pure dumb luck . That's one resource that the ...
... keeping a thousand pet rats in his small house in the Northern California town of Petaluma . One pet rat is colorful . A thousand pet rats is someone you don't turn your back on . What makes the story stranger is that five years earlier ...
... keeping feet toasty on cold days - and strangers at a safe distance . 4 ) A dimple maker that worked on the principle of the rotary hand drill . 5 ) A mechanical baby - patter to put tots to sleep by patting them on the butt . The ...
... keep her body until he was positive she was dead . The doctor kept her body , embalmed and stuffed inside his grandfather clock , for the rest of his life . Millionaire Cornelius Vanderbilt always slept with the legs of his bed stuck in ...
... keep up with the volume of executions ordered by the revolutionary tribunal . Condemned aristo- crats , priests , government officials , and anyone else who ticked off the tribunal were crowded onto ships , which were then capsized in ...