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The stars look coldly down when man is dying,
The moon still holds its way;
Naught seems to pause or stay.
*I hear her voice, which the scented winds
Have hasted here to bear;
They bid me seek her there.'
And he went forth, that desolate one,
To the desert, bleak and vast, Where the snow-white sand in columns high
Its glittering wreaths did cast; But he heeded not the eddying sand,
Nor yet the scorching blast.
But at last he weary grew, and faint,
And dimmer was his eye;
He laid him down to die,
Went wildly surging by.
There came to him, as he fainting lay,
A white-plumed message-bird;
To one he oft had heard ;
A thousand memories stirred.
'T was the eye, the voice of her, the lost,
That bird with plume of snow;
And fanned him soft and low,
And cooled his brow's fierce glow.
Then he rose refreshed, and journeyed on;
But hovering round him there
And pinions brightly fair ;
Full many a plaintive air.
When the desert breath came thick and hot,
She, fluttering, waved her wing,
The soft, cool air would spring;
Which silver censers fling.
And when the angry simoom came,
All closely she would fold Her pinions pale round his trembling form,
Upon the dreary wold, And shelter him, till darkly by
The mighty storm had rolled.
The legend tells that he wanders yet,
With strength that ne'er shall fail;
That bird with snowy sail,
Borne on the desert gale.
F ANCIES ON F E M A LES.
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. For of one thousand men, saith SOLOMON, I found one good man; but certes of all women, good woman found I never.' Tale or MELIBEUS.
Some old cynic says that women are like coin: you can not tell what they are worth until you ring them. He should, according to Hood, have called them belles for that reason; but probably recollecting the apostrophe of the thief to the chimes, mentioned by the brothers Percy, his gallantry may have gotten the better of his veracity, and suffered many an Alcestis to go uninsulted. If the worth of women be unknown till one wrings them, their simile should be chickens, even if they were
no chickens ;' not at all to insinuate that they were not game, or were chicken-hearted, and would n't come up to the scratch,' but merely to suggest that their excellences came out, like Mark Tapley's, best under the most discouraging circumstances.
Thinking on this most delicious subject, it occurred to us to follow up the strain of the old misogynist, and see what his visions of wifedom, and womandom, and babydom were; in fact, as the Southerns have it, "to run it in the mud.' And we know of no better method to commence than that adopted by that most intelligent of persons, the critic of the Eatans will Gazette, who, it will be remembered, when composing an elaborate article on Chinese metaphysics, looked in the Encyclopædia for the word 'China,' and then for 'metaphysics,' and combined the information thus obtained. First we eviscerate the 'wo,' and find that it is either an exclamation of stoppage or hindrance, first applied to females who, in the good old times, were doing their duty in front of the plough, (this we have literally, good reader, from the Norman-French • Devoirs de Fem,' or the legal duties of women, by Plow-den, a great rake in those days,) instead of bothering their heads over . What are we going to have for dinner today?' or the last crochét stitch, and afterward, by an anti-hyperbole, to horses; or else it is that concentration of misery which, however debased by philologists, appears conclusively to me to be the future tense of the owl-like verb to woo. Having got thus far, what can be clearer ? It may be derived from the German verb wo-mann, (Whither, 0 husband !) in which miserable combination of words any body possessing that demivision not accurately defined in optics as half an eye, can tell the original of that stoppage, let, or hindrance, which bawls out in a shrill sfogato, from a vapid wrapper at the top of the stairs, Where are you going tonight? Can't you The rest is fortunately lost in a vain attempt to get up stairs slip-shod without losing one slipper every alternate third step. Or if it is not Woh! man, what can be better than this plain, unaltered, merely bisected banner of grief, wo-man? It don't require a Champollion or a Gell to decipher that. It stares you in the face, (I was about to say on the first blush, but the word is obsolete.)
Every schoolboy can tell you how, from Mrs. Eve in Paradise to Mrs. Rush the Eng
lish murderess, the lady race (race des dames) has been the spring from which all have drunk their first misery.
"WOMEN! Help, HEAVEN! Men their creation mar
In profiting by them.' The old language-makers knew this so well, that they made that unfortunate conjunction of persons in orange-blossoms and tears but a synonyme of bitterness. The word “marry,' unde derivatur? Why, not from any French nonsense signifying trousseaux, or cadeaux, or scented handkerchiefs, or any thing like that, but from the stern Hebrew marah, meaning bitterness. Therefore, when any antediluvian youth or damsel were taken out of the shafts (being minors) and put in double harness, every body knew what was coming, and they were said to be maral’d,' i. e., embittered; whence married. There is no denying this induction : it's too plain to be avoided.
NEEDLES and pins I needles and pips !
When a man marries his trouble begins,' says Solomon; and he, with his three hundred wives, ought to know if any body should. Marriages in the east were always celebrated in the afternoon, so that any body who chose to go to old Mehemet Guy's or Ali Hassan Delmonico's and get their morning bitters — Allah! hu? were not said to be married, but only merried ; and this is a nice distinction for love-sick potators, either great or small, Irish or sweet. Byron understood this so well, that we have it on the best authority that the original celebrated lines in Childe Harold ran thuswise :
'The child of love,
Born in bitters, and nurtured in a cocktail;' and was only dissuaded from so publishing them by the Countess Guiccioli, who pointed out to him the anachronism in the last sentence — at that time no mint having been produced in Europe.
But we have got from off our subject, and must return. We think it proved that man and woman were never intended, and are totally unfit, for one another. But the only person who ever did know any thing about
* Two women placed together makes cold weather.' - Henry VIII. Now, leaving out of the calculation the disagreeable consequences of a continued hibernation, and the rise in blankets and black velvet, it must appear to every candid mind that a very important question here suggests itself to the politico-economist. That woman can't live with man without a marriage, (which is bitterness, we have clearly seen. That she can't exist with another woman without spoiling the spring vegetables, is equally positive. Then where can she live? What can she do ? The old opinion that women are angels — which, thank Heaven, has not been left for us to refute — might have settled the question. But Eloisa and Mde. Brinvilliers have smashed that doctrine. So we have hit on a solution for which we claim no little praise, and for which we expect an osculatory vote of thanks from all the oppressed, from fifteen years up to twenty. This is it: Women, knowing their own deficiences, and this extreme frigidity of atmosphere consequent on their self-connection, feel VOL. XXVIIII.
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