Can he set a shoe? Ay, marry, two.

Here a nail, and there a nail,

Charley loves good cake and ale,
Charley loves good candy,
Charley loves to kiss the girls,

When they are clean and handy.

John O'Gudgeon he was a wild man,
He whipt his children now and then,
When he whipt them, he made them dance,
Out of Ireland into France.

Peter, Peter, pumpkin eater,
Had a wife and couldn't keep her;
He put her in a pumpkin shell,
And then he kept her very well.
Peter, Peter, pumpkin eater,
Had another and didn't love her;
Peter learnt to read and spell,
And then he loved her very well.

Jack and Jill went up the hill,
To draw a pail of water;
Jack felldown and broke his crown
And Jill came tumbling after.

There was an old man,

And he had a calf,

And that's half;

He took him out of the stall,

And put him on the wall,
And that's all.

There was a little man,

And he had a little gun,

And his bullets were made of lead,
He shot John Sprig

Through the middle of his wig,

And knocked it right off his head.

Goosey, goosey, gander, where dost thou wander? Up stairs and down stairs, and in my lady's chamber; There I met an old man that would not say his prayers, I took him by his hind legs and threw him down stairs.

Robert Barns, fellow fine,
Can you shoe this horse of mine,
So that I may cut a shine?

Yes, good sir, and that I can,

As well as any other man; There a nail, and here a prod, And now, good sir, your horse is shod.