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THE LYARS.

ARGUMENT.

This Eclogue is principally an Imitation of the third Bucolic of Virgil, which, as is observed by Dr. Joseph Warton, the Brother of our incomparable Laureat, is of that Species called Amœboa, where the Characters introduced contend in alternate Verse; the second always endeavouring to surpass the first Speaker in an equal Number of Lines. As this was in point of Time the first of our Author's Pastoral Attempts, he has taken rather more Latitude than he afterwards allowed himself in the rest, and has interspersed one or two occasional Imitations from other Eclogues of the Roman Poet,

IN Downing Street, the breakfast duly set,

AS BANKS and PRETTYMAN one morn were met,
A strife arising who could best supply,

In urgent cases, a convenient lie;
His skill superior each essay'd to prove

In verse alternate-which the Muses love!
While BILLY, listening to their tuneful plea,
In silence sipp'd his Commutation Tea,

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And heard them boast, how loudly both had lied;
The Priest began, the Layman thus replied:

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IMITATIONS.

Ver. 6. Amant alterna Camœnæ,

Ver. 10,

Hos Corydon, illos referebat in ordine Thyrsis.

PRETTYMAN.

Why wilt thou, BANKS, with me dispute the prize?
Who is not cheated when a Parson lies?
Since pious Christians, ev'ry Sabbath-day,
Must needs believe whate'er the Clergy say!
In spite of all you Laity can do,

One lie from us is more than ten from you!

BANKS.

O witless lout! in lies that touch the state,
We, Country Gentlemen, have far more weight;
Fiction from us the public still must gull:

They think we're honest, as they know we 're dull!

PRETTYMAN.

In yon Cathedral I a Prebend boast,

The maiden bounty of our gracious host!

Its yearly profits I to thee resign,

If PITT pronounce not that the palm is mine!

BANKS.

A Borough mine, a pledge far dearer sure,
Which in St. Stephen's gives a seat secure!
If PITT to PRETTYMAN the prize decree,
Henceforth CORFE-CASTLE shall belong to thee!

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NOTES.

Ver. 17. Our poet here seems to deviate from his general rule, by the introduction of a phrase which appears rather adapted to the lower and less elevated strain of pastoral, than to the dialogue of persons of such distinguished rank. It is, however, to be considered, that it is far from exceeding the bounds of possibility to suppose, that, in certain instances, the epithet of" Witless," and the coarse designation of "Lout," may be as applicable to a dignitary of the church, as to the most ignorant and illiterate rustic,

PITT.

Begin the strain-while in our easy chairs
We loll, forgetful of all public cares!
Begin the strain-nor shall I deem my time
Mispent, in hearing a debate in rhyme!

PRETTYMAN.

Father of lies! by whom in EDEN's shade
Mankind's first parents were to sin betray'd;
Lo! on this altar, which to thee I raise,
Twelve BIBLES, bound in red Morocco, blaze.

BANKS.

Blest pow'rs of falsehood, at whose shrine I bend,
Still may success your votary's lies attend!

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What prouder victims can your altars boast,

Than honours stain'd, and fame for ever lost?

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PRETTYMAN.

How smooth, persuasive, plausible, and glib,
From holy lips is dropp'd the specious fib!
Which whisper'd slily, in its dark career
Assails with art the unsuspecting ear.

BANKS.

How clear, convincing, eloquent, and bold,

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The barefac'd lie, with manly courage told!

Which, spoke in public, falls with greater force,
And heard by hundreds, is believ'd of course.

IMITATIONS.

Ver. 29. Dicite-quandoquidem in molli consedimus herbâ.

PRETTYMAN.

Search through each office for the basest tool
Rear'd in JACK ROBINSON's abandon'd school;
ROSE, beyond all the sons of dulness, dull,
Whose legs are scarcely thicker than his scull;
Not Rose, from all restraints of conscience free,
In double-dealing is a match for me.

BANKS.

Step from St. Stephen's up to Leadenhall,
Where Europe's crimes appear no crimes at all;
Not Major SCOTT, with bright pagodas paid,
That wholesale dealer in the lying trade;

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Not he, howe'er important his design,

Can lie with impudence surpassing mine.

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PRETTYMAN.

Sooner the ass in fields of air shall graze,

Or WARTON'S Odes with justice claim the bays;
Sooner shall mackrel on the plains disport,
Or MULGRAVE's hearers think his speech too short;
Sooner shall sense escape the prattling lips

Of Captain CHARLES, or COL'NEL HENRY PHIPPS;

IMITATIONS.

Ver. 61. Ante leves ergo pascentur in æquore cervi,
Et freta destituent nudos in littore pisces.-

NOTES.

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Ver. 62. The truth of this line must be felt by all who have read the lyrical effusions of Mr. Warton's competitors, whose odes were some time since published, by Sir John Hawkins, Knight. The present passage must be understood in reference to those, and not to the Laureat's general talents.

Sooner shall CAMPBELL mend his phrase uncouth,
Than Doctor PRETTYMAN shall speak the truth!

BANKS.

When Fox and SHERIDAN for fools shall pass,
And JEMMY LUTTRELL not be thought an ass;
When all their audience shall enraptur'd sit
With MAWBEY's eloquence, and MARTIN's wit;
When fiery KENYON shall with temper speak,
When modest blushes dye DUNDAS's check;
Then, only then, in PITT's behalf will I
Refuse to pledge my honour to a lie.

PRETTYMAN.

While in suspense our Irish project hung,

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A well-fram'd fiction from this fruitful tongue
Bade the vain terrors of the City cease,

And lull'd the Manufacturers to peace:
The tale was told with so demure an air,
Not wary Commerce could escape the snare.

BANKS.

When Secret Influence expiring lay,

And Whigs triumphant hail'd th' auspicious day,
I bore that faithless message to the House,
By PITT contriv'd the gaping 'squires to chouse;

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Ver. 85. The ingenious and sagacious gentlemen, who, at the period of the glorious revolution of 1784, held frequent meetings at the Saint Alban's Tavern, for the purpose of bringing about an union that might have prevented the dissolution of Parliament; which meetings afforded time to one of the members of the proposed union to concert means throughout every part of the kingdom, for ensuring the success of "that

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