Mark Twain's Library of HumorC. L. Webster, 1888 - 707 páginas |
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... Mind to Marry . Examples of Turkish Justice .... 54 193 288 484 564 COZZENS , FREDERICK W.- A Family Horse .. Getting a Glass of Water .. 74 414 CURTIS , GEO , WILLIAM.- Rev. Creamcheese and the New Livery ..... 35 DAVIS , SAM . The ...
... Mind to Marry . Examples of Turkish Justice .... 54 193 288 484 564 COZZENS , FREDERICK W.- A Family Horse .. Getting a Glass of Water .. 74 414 CURTIS , GEO , WILLIAM.- Rev. Creamcheese and the New Livery ..... 35 DAVIS , SAM . The ...
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... Mind to Marry . The Jumping Frog ... The Kind - Hearted She - Elephant .. The Legend of Mimir The Man and the Goose The Neat Person .... The Nobleman and the Oyster . The Old Settler .. The Ostrich and the Hen ... ' The Owl Critic J. M. ...
... Mind to Marry . The Jumping Frog ... The Kind - Hearted She - Elephant .. The Legend of Mimir The Man and the Goose The Neat Person .... The Nobleman and the Oyster . The Old Settler .. The Ostrich and the Hen ... ' The Owl Critic J. M. ...
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... mind what Luke said I got him by . " Out on a fly ! continued that irreverent guide ; but I told him to back water and make for the centre of the lake . The trout , as soon as he felt the prick of the hook , was off like a shot , and ...
... mind what Luke said I got him by . " Out on a fly ! continued that irreverent guide ; but I told him to back water and make for the centre of the lake . The trout , as soon as he felt the prick of the hook , was off like a shot , and ...
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... mind for- cibly . That Adam was formed of dirt procured in this very spot , is amply prov- en by the fact that in six thousand years no man has ever been able to prove that the dirt was not procured here whereof he was made . It is a ...
... mind for- cibly . That Adam was formed of dirt procured in this very spot , is amply prov- en by the fact that in six thousand years no man has ever been able to prove that the dirt was not procured here whereof he was made . It is a ...
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... mind just at present . My wife knows a lot of snake items , but I forget ' em . By the way , though , I've got a regular living curiosity down at my place . ..e day my oldest boy was sitting on the back stoop doing his sums , and he ...
... mind just at present . My wife knows a lot of snake items , but I forget ' em . By the way , though , I've got a regular living curiosity down at my place . ..e day my oldest boy was sitting on the back stoop doing his sums , and he ...
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Página 506 - Fifty-five! This morning the parson takes a drive. Now, small boys, get out of the way! Here comes the wonderful one-hoss shay, Drawn by a rat-tailed, ewe-necked bay. "Huddup!" said the parson.— Off went they. The parson was working his Sunday's text,— Had got to fifthly, and stopped perplexed At what the— Moses— was coming next. All at once the horse stood still, Close by the meet'n'-house on the hill.
Página 158 - Nicholas Vedder?" There was a silence for a little while, when an old man replied, in a thin piping voice, "Nicholas Vedder! why, he is dead and gone these eighteen years! There was a wooden tombstone in the church-yard that used to tell all about him, but that's rotten and gone too.
Página 87 - Which is why I remark, And my language is plain, That for ways that are dark, And for tricks that are vain, The heathen Chinee is peculiar — Which the same I am free to maintain.
Página 357 - O Woman ! in our hours of ease, Uncertain, coy, and hard to please, And variable as the shade By the light quivering aspen made, When pain and anguish wring the brow, A ministering angel thou ! — Scarce were the piteous accents said, When, with the Baron's casque, the maid To the nigh streamlet ran.
Página 545 - In such a night Did Thisbe fearfully o'ertrip the dew And saw the lion's shadow ere himself And ran dismay'd away. Lor. In such a night Stood Dido with a willow in her hand Upon the wild sea banks and waft her love To come again to Carthage.
Página 505 - He would build one shay to beat the taown 'n' the keounty 'n' all the kentry raoun' ; It should be so built that it couldn' break daown : " Fur," said the Deacon, " 't 's mighty plain Thut the weakes' place mus' stan' the strain ; 'n' the way t' fix it, uz I maintain, Is only jest T' make that place uz strong uz the rest.
Página 98 - Zekle crep' up quite unbeknown An' peeked in thru' the winder, An' there sot Huldy all alone, 'Ith no one nigh to hender. A fireplace filled the room's one side With half a cord o' wood in — There warn't no stoves (tell comfort died) To bake ye to a puddin'.
Página 89 - But the hands that were played By that heathen Chinee, And the points that he made, Were quite frightful to see, — Till at last he put down a right bower, Which the same Nye had dealt unto me. Then I looked up at Nye, And he gazed upon me ; And he rose with a sigh, And said, " Can this be? We are ruined by Chinese cheap labour," — And he went for that heathen Chinee.
Página 151 - From even this strong-hold the unlucky Rip was at length routed by his termagant wife, who would suddenly break in upon the tranquillity of the assemblage and call the members all to naught ; nor was that august personage, Nicholas Vedder himself, sacred from the daring tongue of this terrible virago, who charged him outright with encouraging her husband in habits of idleness.
Página 149 - Rip's sole domestic adherent was his dog Wolf, who was as much henpecked as his master ; for Dame Van Winkle regarded them as companions in idleness, and even looked upon Wolf with an evil eye, as the cause of his master's going so often astray.