The gay coquet, who ogles all the day, How can the piece expect or hope for quarter? * This Epilogue was given in M.S. by Dr. Goldsmith to Dr. Percy; (now Bishop of Dromore;) but for what comedy it was intended is not remembered. THE THE HAUNCH OF VENISON, POETICAL EPISTLE, TO LORD CLARE. THANKS, my lord, for your venison, for finer or fatter Never rang'd in a forest, or smoak'd in a platter; The haunch was a picture for painters to study, The fat was so white, and the lean was so ruddy; Though my stomach was sharp, I could scarce help regretting, To spoil such a delicate picture by eating; I had thoughts, in my chambers, to place it in view, But But hold-let me pause-don't I hear you pronounce, But, my lord, it's no bounce: I protest in my turn, It's a truth—and your lordship may ask Mr. Burn.* To go on with my tale-as I gaz'd on the haunch, I thought of a friend that was trusty and staunch, So I cut it, and sent it to Reynolds undrest, To paint it, or eat it, just as he lik'd best, Of the neck and the breast I had next to dispose: 'Twas a neck and a breast that might rival Monroe's: But in parting with these I was puzzled again, With the how, and the who, and the where, and the when. There's H-d, and C-y, and H-rth, and H-ff, But hang it-to poets who seldom can eat, An under-bred, fine-spoken fellow was he, And he smil'd as he look'd at the yenison and me. *Lord Clare's nephew. "What |