Marie. Why have you put on that uniform? Jac. Unicorn! Oh! do you mean to say I look like a unicorn?-mayhap I may-I never saw one-I put these things on for fun and fancy, as Jean kissed Pansie. Marie. But you were not drawn? Jac. No, I draw'd myself—I look tol-lolish, don't I. Jac. How do I look behind, [turns] t'other way-I think I shall like this line of business better than ploughing and feeding pigs. Marie. I don't understand why you are thus equipt. Jac. You'll soon know why-this morning when I began a' making a little love to you, you went away in your tantrums, crying-and you said I had a bad heart-well, arter you went away, I was walking about, nibbling my bit o' bread and garlick, and fell a thinking-and I found out that it was all owing to me that you were crying, 'cause I said I was glad Charles was going away for a soger-because if he went it would break your pretty little heart; and then such a lucky thought came into my head. Marie. What-what was it? Jac. Wait a bit and you'll see-you shall find I've not a bad heart, I'm not such a black sheep as you think me, and if I make people sad I know how to make them merry again. Marie. I forgive you, Jacques, all is repaired. Jac. Not yet, but it soon will be. [Drum without. Marie. Ah! they are on the march-yes-they are departing. Jac. They can't go without me-they must come by this way-you'll know all about it now-don't you give yourself any uneasishness-but where's Charles? Marie. Gone to take leave of his mother. [Anxiously looking after him, she retires. Jac. Gone to take leave of his mother-I arn't got a mother-never had one as I know of-1 was found in a hamper o' clean straw, in Colly, our old cow's mangerI'm a doubtful bit o' goods-I've got them as loves me just the same tho' for I'm as good as a father or mother to them-my poor beastes, how they'll fret after me when I'm gone. SCENE I.] And old blind nap, will be quite forlorn- Will neigh and fret, And bald-fac'd Janus won't eat his corn- 19 [Exit into Stable. Enter FRANCEUR, CORPORAL, followed by Drummer, FIFER, and RECRUITS VILLAGERS MAD. GER MAINE. Fran. My brave young fellows, I trust you are all prepared with bold hearts to serve your king and country— Corporal, call over the names. "Simon Conelou !" 2nd. Vil. [shrill voice.] Here ! Cor." Joseph Ledrum!" 3rd. Vil. Here! [As they are called they fall in. Cor. "Charles Dumont !" Marie. Where can he be? Enter JACQUES. Jac. Good bye, dapple-good bye, nap-good bye, poor beastes. Cor. "Charles Dumont!" Jac. Eh-oh! I forgot-that's me-here! here! Fran. It is all right, Corporal-this is Charles's substitute. Jac. Yes, I'm his sustitute. Marie & Mad. G. How? Jac. Yes, I'm going to take his place you need'nt be astonished, I'm going. Enter CHARLES. Cha. Excuse me, Sergeant, I have been with my mother -she was much grieved at parting with me, and Jac. Well then, why don't you run back and comfort the old soul. Cha. [to Sergeant.] Who is that? eh! why no--Jacques! and what are you going with us? Jac. Not with you, but I'm going with them! Points to Recruits: Cha. What, in the place of the Mayor's son? Jac. No, in the place of your mother's son. Cha. Can it be my friend! but no-I will not suffer that—a ball from the enemy may lay you low-no my friend, your life shall not be risked for me-it cannot be. Jac. My mind's made up to it-I wish to prove to Marie, that I arn't so bad as she thinks me-you have a mother, who loves you, and can't do without you-you have another little body there, who loves you, and can't do without you-I have nobody that loves me but my beastes [opens stable]-good bye grey Grizzle-good bye Missusa pir o' greys-good bye Charles-good bye Marie-did'nt I say I'd make your sad heart a glad heart Mad. G. This noble act, Jacques, will obtain for you the admiration of the whole village. Marie. [Giving him havresack.] Jacques, this I had prepared for Charles-[Jacques puts it on awkardły.]—I give you with it this pledge of friendship, always carry it with you, it will bring us to your remembrance-my good, kind Jacques. Jac. Well, I ar'nt cried since I was a babby, but I feels a bit 'clined that way-bless your little heart-I'm glad I'm going for a soger-by goles I am. Fran. You're a good lad-a brave lad, and I promise you will soon get promoted. Jac. I hope you'll be as good as your word, and if you don't make me a Corporal, soon, you won't catch me for a soger again-recollect, I'm Corporal Jacques, as is to be. FINALE. Before our Conscript leaves his hom Suffer me to plead his cause, Damp not his honest ardour, pray; CHORUS repeated. [March off. CURTAIN FALLS. J. H. Starie, Printer, 59 |