and Will Squele, a Cotswold man,-you had not || sir John.-Give me your good hand, give me your four such swinge-bucklers in all the inns of court worship's good hand: By my troth, you look well, again: and, I may say to you, we knew where the and bear your years very well: welcome, good sir bona-robas2 were; and had the best of them all at John. commandment. Then was Jack Falstaff, now sir John, a boy; and page to Thomas Mowbray, duke|| of Norfolk. Sil. This sir John, cousin, that comes hither anon about soldiers? Shal. The same sir John, the very same. I saw him break Skogan's head at the court-gate, when he was a crack,3 not thus high: and the very same day did I fight with one Sampson Stockfish, a fruiterer, behind Gray's-Inn. O, the mad days that I have spent! and to see how many of mine old acquaintance are dead! Sil. We shall all follow, cousin. Fal. I am glad to see you well, good master Robert Shallow :-Master Sure-card, as I think. Shal. No, sir John; it is my cousin Silence, in commission with me. Fal. Good master Silence, it well befits you should be of the peace. Sil. Your good worship is welcome. Fal. Fie! this is hot weather.-Gentlemen, have you provided me here half a dozen sufficient men ? Shal. Marry, have we, sir. Will you sit? Shal. Where's the roll? where's the roll? where's Shal. Certain, 'tis certain; very sure, very sure: the roll?-Let me see, let me see. So, so, so, so: death, as the Psalmist saith, is certain to all; all Yea, marry, sir:-Ralph Mouldy :-let them ap shall die. How a good yoke of bullocks at Stam-pear as I call; let them do so, let them do so.ford fair? Sil. Truly, cousin, I was not there. Shal. Death is certain.-Is old Double of your town living yet? Sil. Dead, sir. Shal. Dead!-See, see!--he drew a good bow;— And dead!-he shot a fine shoot:-John of Gaunt loved him well, and betted much money on his head. Dead! he would have clapped i'the clout at twelve score 4 and carried you a forehand shaft a fourteen and fourteen and a half, that it would have done a man's heart good to see.e.-How a score of ewes now? Let me see; Where is Mouldy? Shal. What think you, sir John? a good-limbed Moul. Yea, an't please you. Fal. 'Tis the more time thou wert used. Shal. Ha, ha, ha! most excellent, i'faith! things that are mouldy, lack use: Very singular good!In faith, well said, sir John; very well said. Fal. Prick him. [To Shallow. Moul. I was pricked well enough before, an you could have let me alone: my old dame will be un Sil. Thereafter as they be: a score of good ewes done now, for one to do her husbandry, and her may be worth ten pounds. Shal. And is old Double dead? Enter Bardolph, and one with him. Sil. Here come two of sir John Falstaff's men, as I think. Bard. Good morrow, honest gentlemen: I beseech you, which is justice Shallow? Shal. I am Robert Shallow, sir; a poor esquire of this county, and one of the king's justices of the peace: What is your good pleasure with me? Bard. My captain, sir, commends him to you: my captain, sir John Falstaff: a tall gentleman, by heaven, and a most gallant leader. Shal. He greets me well, sir; I knew him a good backsword man: How doth the good knight? may I ask, how my lady his wife doth? Bard. Sir, pardon; a soldier is better accommodated, than with a wife. drudgery you need not to have pricked me; there are other men fitter to go out than I. Fal. Go to; peace, Mouldy, you shall go. Mouldy, it is time you were spent. Moul. Spent! Shal. Peace, fellow, peace; stand aside; Know you where you are ?-For the other, sir John :-let me see ;-Simon Shadow ! Fal. Ay marry, let me have him to sit under: he's like to be a cold soldier. Shal. Where's Shadow? Fal. Shadow, whose son art thou? Fal. Thy mother's son! like enough; and thy father's shadow: so the son of the female is the shadow of the male: It is often so, indeed; but not much of the father's substance. Shal. Do you like him, sir John? muster-book. Shal. It is well said, in faith, sir; and it is well Fal. Shadow will serve for summer,-prick him; said, indeed, too. Better accommodated!—it is—for we have a number of shadows to fill up the good; yea, indeed, it is: good phrases are surely, and ever were, very commendable. Accommodated!-it comes from accommodo: very good; a good phrase. Bard. Pardon me, sir; I have heard the word. Phrase, call you it? By this good day, I know not the phrase: but I will maintain the word with my sword, to be a soldier-like word, and a word of exceeding good command. Accommodated; that is, when a man is, as they say, accommodated: or, when a man is,-being,-whereby, he may be thought to be accommodated; which is an excellent thing. Shal. Thomas Wart! Fal. Thou art a very ragged wart. Fal. It were superfluous; for his apparel is built upon his back, and the whole frame stands upon pins prick him no more. Shal. Ha, ha, ha!-you can do it, sir; you can do it: I commend you well.-Francis Feeble! Fee. Here, sir. Fal. What trade art thou, Feeble? (4) Hit the white mark at twelve-score yards. (5) Brave. Shal. Shall I prick him, sir? Fal. You may: but if he had been a man's tailor, he would have pricked you.-Wilt thou make as many holes in an enemy's battle, as thou hast done in a woman's petticoat? Fee. I will do my good will, sir; you can have no more. Fal. Well said, good woman's tailor! well said, courageous Feeble! Thou wilt be as valiant as the wrathful dove, or most magnanimous mouse.— Prick the woman's tailor well, master Shallow; deep, master Shallow. Fee. I would, Wart might have gone, sir. Fal. I would, thou wert a man's tailor; that thou might'st mend him, and make him fit to go. I cannot put him to a private soldier, that is the leader of so many thousands: Let that suffice, most forcible Feeble. Fee. It shall suffice, sir. Fal. I am bound to thee, reverend Feeble.Who is next? Shal. Peter Bull-calf of the green! Fal. Yea, marry, let us see Bull-calf. Fal. 'Fore God, a likely fellow!-Come, prick me Bull-calf, till he roar again. Bull. O lord! good my lord captain.— Fal. What, dost thou roar before thou art pricked? Bull. A whoreson cold, sir; a cough, sir; which I caught with ringing in the king's affairs, upon his coronation day, sir. Fal. Come, thou shalt go to the wars in a gown; we will have away thy cold; and I will take such order, that thy friends shall ring for thee.-Is here all? Shall. Here is two more called than your number; you must have but four here, sir;—and so, I pray you, go in with me to dinner. Fal. Come, I will go drink with you, but I cannot tarry dinner. I am glad to see you, in good troth, master Shallow. Shal. O, sir John, do you remember since we lay all night in the windmill in St. George's-fields? || Fal. No more of that, good master Shallow, no more of that. Shal. Ha, it was a merry night. And is Jane Fal. She lives, master Shallow. Shal. By the mass, I could anger her to the heart. She was then a bona-roba. Doth she hold her own well? Fal. Old, old, master Shallow. Shal. Nay, she must be old; she cannot choose but be old; certain, she's old; and had Robin Night-work by old Night-work, before I came to Clement's-Inn. Sil. That's fifty-five year ago. Shal. Ha, cousin Silence, that thou hadst scen that that this knight and I have seen!-Ha, sir John, said I well? Fal. We have heard the chimes at midnight, master Shallow. Bull. Good master corporate Bardolph, stand my friend; and here is four Harry ten shillings in French crowns for you. In very truth, sir, I had as lief be hanged, sir, as go and yet, for mine own part, sir, I do not care; but, rather, because I am unwilling, and, for mine own part, have a desire to stay with my friends; else, sir, I did not care, for mine own part, so much. Bard. Go to; stand aside. Moul. And good master corporal captain, for my old dame's sake, stand my friend: she has nobody to do any thing about her, when I am gone: and she is old, and cannot help herself: you shall have forty, sir. Bard. Go to; stand aside. Fee. By my troth I care not;-a man can die but once ;-we owe God a death ;-I'll ne'er bear a base mind:-an't be my destiny, so;-an't be not, so: No man's too good to serve his prince; and, let it go which way it will, he that dies this year, is quit for the next. Bard. Well said; thou'rt a good fellow. Re-enter Falstaff, and Justices. Fal. Come, sir, which men shall I have? Fal. Go to; well. Shal. Come, sir John, which four will you have? Shal. Marry then,-Mouldy, Bull-calf, Feeble, and Shadow. Fal. Mouldy, and Bull-calf:-For you, Mouldy, stay at home still; you are past service: and, for your part, Bull-calf,-grow till you come unto it; I will none of you. Shal. Sir John, sir John, do not yourself wrong: they are your likeliest men, and I would have you served with the best. Fal. Will you tell me, master Shallow, how to choose a man? Care I for the limb, the thewes, the stature, bulk, and big assemblance of a man! Give me the spirit, master Shallow.-Here's Wart;you see what a ragged appearance it is: he shall charge you, and discharge you, with the motion of a pewterer's hammer; come off, and on, swifter than he that gibbets-on the brewer's bucket. And this same half-fac'd fellow, Shadow,-give me this man: he preserfts no mark to the enemy: the foeman! may with as great aim level at the edge of a pen-knife: And, for a retreat,-how swiftly will this Feeble, the woman's tailor, run off! O, give me the spare men, and spare me the great ones.Put me a caliver? into Wart's hand, Bardolph. Bard. Hold, Wart, traverse ;3 thus, thus, thus. Fal. Come, manage me your caliver. So:-very well-go to:-very good:-exceeding good.-0, give me always a little, lean, old, chapped, bald shot.4-Well said, i'faith, Wart; thou art a good scab: hold, there's a tester for thee. Shal. He is not his craft's-master, he doth not do it right. I remember at Mile-end green (when I lay at Clement's-Inn,-I was then sir Dagonet, in Arthur's show,5) there was a little quiver fellow, and 'a would manage you his piece thus: and 'a would about, and about, and come you in, and come you in: rah, tah, tah, would 'a say; bounce, would 'a say; and away again would 'a go, and Shal. That we have, that we have, that we have; in faith, sir John, we have; our watch word was, Hem, boys!-Come, let's to diare; come, let's to dinner :-0, the days that we be seen!-again would 'a come:-I shall never see such a Come, come. [Exe. Falstaff, Share, Silence. fellow. (1) Enemy. (2) Gun. arch. (4) Shooter. (5) An exhibition of archery Fal. These fellows will do well, master Shal-|| As might hold sortance with his quality, low.-God keep you, master Silence; I will not The which he could not levy; whereupon use many words with you :-Fare you well, gentle-He is retir'd, to ripe his growing fortunes, men both I thank you: I must a dozen mile tonight.-Bardolph, give the soldiers coats. : Shal. Sir John, heaven bless you, and prosper your affairs, and send us peace! As you return, visit my house; let our old acquaintance be renewed: peradventure, I will with you to the court. Fal. I would you would, master Shallow. Shal. Go to; I have spoke, at a word. Fare you [Exeunt Shallow and Silence. well. To Scotland: and concludes in hearty prayers, And dash themselves to pieces. Enter a Messenger. Hast. out. Let us sway on, and face them in the field. Arch. What well-appointed leader fronts us Mowb. I think, it is my lord of Westmoreland. Fal. Fare you well, gentle gentlemen. On, Bardolph; lead the men away. [Exeunt Bardolph,| Recruits, &c.] As I return, I will fetch off these justices: I do see the bottom of Justice Shallow. Lord, lord, how subject we old men are to this vice of lying! This same starved justice hath done nothing but prate to me of the wildness of his youth, and the feats he hath done about Turnbullstreet; and every third word a lie, duer paid to the hearer than the Turk's tribute. I do remember him at Clement's-Inn, like a man made after supper of a cheese-paring: when he was naked, he was, for all the world, like a forked radish, with a head fantastically carved upon it with a knife: he was so forlorn, that his dimensions to any thick sight were invisible: he was the very genius of famine; yet lecherous as a monkey, and the whores Then, my lord, called him-mandrake: he came ever in the rear-Unto your grace do I in chief address ward of the fashion; and sung those tunes to the The substance of my speech. If that rebellion over-scutched huswives that he heard the carmen Came like itself, in base and abject routs, whistle, and sware-they were his fancies, or his Led on by bloody youth, guarded with rage, good-nights.2 And now is this Vice's dagger be- And countenanc'd by boys, and beggary; come a squire; and talks as familiarly of John of I say, if damn'd commotion so appear'd, Gaunt, as if he had been sworn brother to him: In his true, native, and most proper shape, and I'll be sworn he never saw him but once in the You, reverend father, and these noble lords, Tilt-yard; and then he burst4 his head, for crowd- Had not been here, to dress the ugly form ing among the marshal's men. I saw it; and told Of base and bloody insurrection John of Gaunt, he beat his own name : for you With your fair honours. You, lord archbishop,might have truss'd him, and all his apparel, into an Whose see is by a civil peace maintain'd; eel-skin; the case of a treble hautboy was a manWhose beard the silver hand of peace hath touch'd; sion for him, a court; and now has he land and Whose learning and good letters peace hath tutor❜d; beeves. Well; I will be acquainted with him, if Whose white investments figure innocence, I return and it shall go hard, but I will make him The dove and very blessed spirit of peace,a philosopher's two stones to me: If the young dace Wherefore do you so ill translate yourself, be a bait for the old pike, I see no reason, in the Out of the speech of peace, that bears such grace, law of nature, but I may snap at him. Let time Into the harsh and boist'rous tongue of war? shape, and there an end. [Exit. Turning your books to graves, your ink to blood, Your pens to lances; and your tongue divine To a loud trumpet, and a point of war? :: Arch. Wherefore do I this?-so the question Briefly to this end:-We are all diseas'd; Hast. 'Tis Gualtree forest, an't shall please your grace. Arch. Here stand, my lords; and send To know the numbers of our enemies. 'Tis well done. (1) In Clerkenwell. (2) Titles of little poems. (3) A wooden dagger like that used by the modern harlequin. Troop in the throngs of military men: And find our griefs heavier than our offences. We see which way the stream of time doth run, Arch. My brother general, the commonwealth, I make my quarrel in particular. West. There is no need of any such redress; Mowb. Why not to him, in part; and to us all, West. not what: The earl of Hereford was reputed then Cried hate upon him; and all their prayers, and Were set on Hereford, whom they doted on, offer: And it proceeds from policy, not love. West. Mowbray, you overween, to take it so: Mowb. Well, by my will, we shall admit no West. That argues but the shame of your offence: Hast. Hath the prince John a full commission, West. That is intended in the general's name. I muse, you make so slight a question. For this contains our general grievances :- All members of our cause, both here and hence, In sight of both our battles we may meet: My lord, we will do so. peace Who knows, on whom fortune would then have We shall be winnow'd with so rough a wind, smil'd? That even our corn shall seem as light as chaff, Arch. No, no, my lord; Note this,—the king is (7) Understood. (8) Wonder. (9) Inventory. (10) Proper limits of reverence. (11) Trivial. (12) The faith due to a king. Of dainty and such picking grievances: To new remembrance: For full well he knows, In deeds dishonourable? You have taken up, Arch. I am not here against your father's peace: The which hath been with scorn shov'd from the Whereon this Hydra son of war is born: Whose dangerous eyes may well be charm'd asleep, Hast. Besides, the king hath wasted all his rods And true obedience of this madness cur'd, On late offenders, that he now doth lack Arch. 'Tis very true;- Our peace will, like a broken limb united, Mowb. Be it so. Arch. Before, and greet his grace :-my lord, [Exeunt. SCENE II-Another part of the forest. Enter, from one side, Mowbray, the Archbishop, Hastings, and others: from the other side, Prince John of Lancaster, Westmoreland, officers, and attendants. Stoop tamely to the foot of majesty. Mowb. If not, we ready are to try our fortunes Hast. P. John. You are too shallow, Hastings, much To sound the bottom of the after-times. How far forth you do like their articles? P. John. I like them all, and do allow them well: As we will ours: and here, between the armies, P. John. You are well encounter'd here, my Let's drink together friendly, and embrace; cousin Mowbray : :- Good day to you, gentle lord archbishop ;- (1) Piddling, insignificant. (2) Book for memorandums. (3) Clad in armour. (4) Labours of thought. | That all their eyes may bear those tokens home, Arch. I take your princely word for these re- P. John. I give it you, and will maintain my word: And thereupon I drink unto your grace. Hast. Go, captain, [To an officer.] and deliver to the army tain. This news of peace; let them have pay, and part; what pains I have bestow'd, to breed this present peace, Arch. I do not doubt you. West. |