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He gat hemp-seed, I mind it weel,
An' he made unco light o't;
But monie a day was by himsel',
He was sae sairly frighted
That vera night."

Then up gat fechtin' Jamie Fleck,

An' he swore by his conscience, That he could saw hemp-seed a peck;

For it was a' but nonsense :

The auld guidman raught down the pock,
An' out a handfu' gied him;
Syne bade him slip frae 'mang the folk,
Sometime when nae ane see'd him,
An' try't that night.

He marches through amang the stacks,
Though he was something sturtin,
The graip he for a harrow tak's,

And haurls at his curpin :
An' every now an' then he says,
"Hemp-seed I saw thee;
An' her that is to be my lass,
Come after me an' draw thee,
As fast this night."

He whistled up Lord Lennox' March,
To keep his courage cheery ;
Although his hair began to arch,
He was sae fley'd an' eerie :
Till presently he hears a squeak,
An' then a grane an' gruntle;
He by his shouther ga'e a keek,
An' tumbled wi' a wintle

Out-owre that night.

He roared a horrid murder-shout,
In dreadfu' desperation !
An' young an' auld cam' rinnin' out,
An' hear the sad narration :
He swoor 't was hilchin' Jean M'Craw,
Or crauchie Merran Humphrie,
Till stop! she trotted through them a';
An' wha was it but Grumphie
Asteer that night!

Meg fain wad to the barn ha'e gaen,
To win three wechts o' naething;
But for to meet the de'il her lane,
She pat but little faith in :
She gi'es the herd a pickle nits,

An' twa red-cheekit apples,
To watch, while for the barn she sets,
In hopes to see Tam Kipples
That vera night.

She turns the key wi' cannie thraw,

An' owre the threshold ventures; But first on Sawnie gi'es a ca',

Syne bauldly in she enters; A ratton rattled up the wa',

An' she cried, Lord preserve her! An' ran through midden-hole an' a’ An' prayed wi' zeal an' fervour, Fu' fast that night.

They hoy't out Will, wi' sair advice;
They hecht him some fine braw ane;
It chanced the stack he faddomed thrice,
Was timmer-propt for thrawing;
He tak's a swirlie auld moss-oak

For some black, grousome carlin;
An' loot a winze, an' drew a stroke,
Till skin in blypes cam' haurlin'
Aff's nieves that night.

A wanton widow Leezie was,
As canty as a kittlin;

But och! that night, amang the shaws,

She got a fearfu' settlin' !

She through the whins, an' by the cairn,

An' owre the hill ga'ed scrievin', Whare three lairds' lands met at a burn, To dip her left sark-sleeve in,

Was bent that night.

Whyles owre a linn the burnie plays, As through the glen it wimpl't; Whyles round a rocky scaur it strays, Whyles in a wiel it dimpl't;

Whyles glittered to the nightly rays,
Wi' bickering, dancing dazzle;
Whyles cookit underneath the braes,
Below the spreading hazel,
Unseen that night.

Amang the brackens, on the brae,
Between her an' the moon,
The de'il, or else an outler quey,

Gat up an' ga'e a croon ;

Poor Leezie's heart maist lap the hool;
Near lav'rock height she jumpit,
But mist a fit, an' in the pool

Out-owre the lugs she plumpit,

MAN WAS MADE TO MOURN.

A DIRGE.

[Burns evidently caught the notion of the title he has given to the following stanzas from the refrain of an old song on "The Life and Age of Man," named by him in one of his letters to Mrs. Dunlop, a refrain running "Ah, man was made to moan!" The wayfarer alluded to in the opening lines as having been encountered by the author was a certain James Andrew, a miller of Mauchline. Immediately before their chance meeting, the Poet, in answer to the appeal of a half-distracted mother, had set forth, in the deepening twilight, along the banks of the river, in search of a lassie named Kate Kemp, who, as well as a cow which had been

Wi' a plunge that night. in her charge, had mysteriously disappeared.

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THE INVENTORY.

In Answer to a MANDATE BY THE SUR-
VEYOR OF TAXES, requiring a RETURN
FOR THE ASSESSED TAXES.

[These verses were addressed to Robert Aiken in his capacity as Surveyor of Taxes in Ayr, apropos to the new tax imposed on Female Servants by Mr. Pitt in 1785, with a view to the reduction of the National Debt.]

SIR, as your mandate did request,
I send you here a faithfu' list
O' guids and gear, and a' my graith,
To which I'm clear to gie my aith.
Imprimis, then, for carriage cattle,
I ha'e four brutes o' gallant mettle,
As ever drew afore a pettle.

My han'-afore 's a guid auld has-been,
And wight and wilfu' a' his days been,
My han'-ahin's a weel-gaun filly,
That aft has borne me hame frae Killie,
And your auld burro' mcny a time,
In days when riding was nae crime-
But ance, when in my wooing pride,
I, like a blockhead, boost to ride,
The wilfu' creature sae I pat to,

I made a poker o' the spin'le,
And my auld mither brunt the trin'le.
For men, I've three mischievous boys,
Run-de'ils for rantin' and for noise:
A gaudsman ane, a thrasher t'other;
Wee Davoc hauds the nowte in fother.
I rule them, as I ought, discreetly,
And aften labour them completely;
And aye on Sundays duly, nightly,
I on the question targe them tightly,
Till, faith, wee Davoc's turned sae gleg,
Though scarcely langer than my leg,
He'll screed you aff Effectual Calling
As fast as ony in the dwalling.
I've nane in female servan' station,
(Lord, keep me aye frae a' temptation!)
I ha'e nae wife, and that my bliss is,
And ye ha'e laid nae tax on misses;
And then, if kirk folks dinna clutch me,
I ken the devils darena touch me.
Wi' weans I'm mair than weel con-
tented,

Heaven sent me ane mair than I wanted,
My sonsie, smirking, dear-bought Bess,
She stares the daddy in her face,
Enough of aught you like but grace;
But her, my bonnie sweet wee lady,

(Lord, pardon a' my sins, and that too!) I've paid enough for her already,

I played my fillie sic a shavie,
She's a' bedevill'd wi' the spavie.
My furr-ahin's a worthy beast,
As e'er in tug or tow was traced.
The fourth's a Highland Donald hastie,
A damned red-wud Kilburnie blastie!
Forbye a cowte, o' cowtes the wale,
As ever ran afore a tail;
If he be spared to be a beast,
He'll draw me fifteen pun' at least.

Wheel-carriages I ha'e but few,
Three carts, and twa are feckly new ;
An auld wheelbarrow, mair for token
Ae leg and baith the trams are broken;

And gin ye tax her or her mither,
B' the Lord! ye'se get them a' the
gither.

And now, remember, Mr. Aiken,
Nae kind of license out I'm takin';
Frae this time forth I do declare,
I'se ne'er ride horse nor hizzie mair;
Through dirt and dub for life I'll paidle,
Ere I sae dear pay for a saddle;
My travel a' on foot I'll shank it,
I've sturdy bearers, Gude be thankit!
The kirk and you may tak' you that,
It puts but little in your pat;
Sae dinna put me in your buke,
Nor for my ten white shillings luke.

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'Tis you and Taylor are the chief
Wha are to blame for this mischief,
But gin the Lord's ain folks gat leave,
A toom tar-barrel

An' end the quarrel,

[This was obviously the merest fragment of an epistle, and one which was probably never intended for publication. It appeared originally in the edition of Burns printed in 1801, at Glasgow. Two additional stanzas, since then brought to light, are appended, and have been An' twa red peats wad send relief, duly marked as supplementary by being separated from their predecessors. John Goldie or Goudie-for his surname is thus differently spelt- -was about the cleverest and ablest of all the Poet's local contemporaries. Born in 1717 at Craigmill, where his progenitors, generation after generation, had carried on their occupation as millers, for a period of fully four centuries, he died in his ninety-second year, in 1809. Although but very partially educated, he was a man of extraordinary ingenuity.]

O GOUDIE! terror of the Whigs,

For me, my skill 's but very sma',
And skill in prose I've nane ava;
But quietlenwise, between us twa,
Weel may ye speed!

And tho' they sud ye sair misca',
Ne'er fash your head.

Dread of black coats and reverend wigs, E'en swinge the dogs, and thresh them

Sour Bigotry, on her last legs,

Girnin', looks back,

Wishin' the ten Egyptian plagues

Wad seize you quick.

Poor gapin', glowrin' Superstition,
Waes me! she's in a sad condition;

Fie! bring Black Jock, her state phy-
sician,

To see her water:

Alas! there's ground o' great suspicion
She'll ne'er get better.

sicker;

The mair they squeel aye chap the

thicker;

And still 'mang hands a hearty bicker
O' something stout,

It gars an owther's pulse beat quicker,
And helps his wit.

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