OLD Mother Hubbard To get her poor dog a bone; But when she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. She went to the baker's To buy him some bread; But when she came back, The poor dog was dead. She went to the joiner's To buy him a coffin; But when she came back, The poor dog was laughing. She went to the hatter's To buy him a hat; He was feeding the cat. She went to the barber's But when she came back, He was dancing a jig. She went to the fruiterer's To buy him some fruit; But when she came back, He was playing the flute. She went to the tailor's But when she came back, She went to the cobbler's To buy him some shoes; But when she came back, He was reading the news. She went to the sempstress' She went to the hosier's To buy him some hose; But when she came back, He was dressed in his clothes. The dame made a curtsy, The dame said, "Your servant," The wonderful dog Was Dame Hubbard's delight; She gave him rich dainties, Whenever he fed ; And erected a monument When he was dead. I'LL tell you a story THE And now my story's begun. About his brother, And now my story is done. HE King of France went up the hill, With twenty thousand men; The King of France came down the hill, And ne'er went up again. |