The WELL of St. KEYNE. I know not whether it be worth the reporting that there is in Cornwall, near the parish of St. Neots, a Well arched over with the robes of four kinds of trees, withy, oak, elm, and ash, dedicated to St. Keyne. The reported virtue of the water is this, that whether husband or wife come first to drink thereof, they get the mastery thereby. Fuller: A Well there is in the west country, An oak and an elm tree stand beside, Droops to the water below. A traveller came to the Well of St. Keyne; For from cock-crow he had been travelling He drank of the water so cool and clear, And he sat down upon the bank There came a man from the neighbouring town At the Well to fill his pail; On the Well-side he rested it And he bade the stranger hail. Now art thou a batchelor, Stranger? quoth he, For, an if thou hast a wife, The happiest draught thou hast drank this day That ever thou didst in thy life. Or has thy good woman, if one thou hast, For an if she have, I'll venture my life She has drank of the Well of St. Keyne. I have left a good woman who never was here, The stranger he made reply. But that my draught should be better for that, I pray you answer me why. St. Keyne, quoth the countryman, many a time And before the Angel summoned her If the husband of this gifted Well For he shall be master for life. But if the wife should drink of it first,..` The stranger stoopt to the Well of St. Keyne, You drank of the Well I warrant betimes ? He to the countryman said: But the countryman smil'd as the stranger spake, And sheepishly shook his head. I hasten'd as soon as the wedding was done And left my wife in the porch. But i' faith she had been wiser than me, For she took a bottle to church. BISHOP BRUNO. 66 "Bruno, the Bishop of Herbipolitanum, sailing in the river of Danubius, with Henry the third, then Emperour, being not far from a place which the Germanes call BEN STRUDEL, or the devouring gulfe, which is neere unto Grinon, a castle in Austria, a spirit was heard clamouring aloud, Ho, ho, Bishop Bruno, whether art thou travelling? but dispose of thyselfe how thou pleasest, thou shalt be my prey and spoile." At the hearing of these words they were all stupified, and the Bishop with the rest crost and blest themselves. The issue was, that within a short time after, the Bishop feasting with the Emperor in a Castle belonging to the Countesse of Esburch, a rafter fell from the roof of the chamber wherein they sate, and strooke him dead at the table." Heywood's Hierarchie of the blessed Angels. Bishop Bruno awoke in the dead midnight, Bishop Bruno smiled at his fears so vain, And Death was the porter that opened the door. |