CHAPTER XX.

A CHAPTER EXTRAORDINARY, ADDED ON THE ADVICE OF THE AUTHOR'S FRIENDS, FOR TO DECLARE HOW IT COME ABOUT THAT THIS BOOK WAS WROTE.

HERE then, my relation should have ended, and I had laid down my pen with joy to think that for this book, at least, there should be no further need of mending of quills and of buying fresh paper, when there come upon me those two good friends that stood by me through those troubles I am about to relate, and advised me that beside. all I have done already, 'twere well also to set down a true account of the said troubles for the sake of those that shall come after me. Being taught, then, by experience, that my best hope lies in following the counsels of these two persons, I do my best to obey 'em, desiring that it may first be noted that I bear no malice against those that so lightly gave credence to reports to my discredit, for they had much excuse for't. Nevertheless, I would warn my children to receive a lesson against the too hasty judging any person upon what they may hear said concerning him. But to my tale.

During the first six or seven years of the reign of his present majesty my wife and I lived very quiet and retired, being occupied with the bringing up our two sons,

whereof the elder was nine years of age at the time of which I write. But in the year 1695, I was called suddenly to London, that I might give evidence before the Lords' House of Parliament on the behalf of my old Company, in the matter of a petition brought against 'em by a certain person named Jameson. And in this matter, which did make some noise at the time, my evidence was considered to be of no small moment (insomuch that one of the lawyers present told me I had saved the Company, Jameson's petition being dismissed), and in some way my name was brought to the king's notice. His majesty, having been made acquainted also with my work, which I mentioned some while back, An Inquiry into the Present State of East India,' sent for me and talked with me very graciously, saying that I should by rights hold some office in the Company's home establishment, having such knowledge of Eastern matters. But for this I had neither favour nor inclination, and so I told his majesty, who said that he would fain do me some pleasure his own self, and thus I did return home, expecting little from this flattering compliment. But the next year I found myself pricked for High Sheriff of the county, and perceived that 'twas this the king had signified when he spake of procuring me some advancement.

Now this honour I was by no means loath to accept, lacking, as I hope, neither the property nor the wit requisite for fulfilling the duties of the office, but I could not feel surprised that many gentlemen among my neighbours looked differently upon the matter. They were wont to regard me extreme distrustfully as a person of outlandish manners and given to innovation, likewise they did consider me to be but a lukewarm and halfhearted Whig (as was indeed the truth, saving only in the cause of the Protestant Faith), and we had also certain differences over the sentences that were wont to be

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passed by the bench of justices, whereof I was one, and did lean more to the side of mercy than suited with their minds. But that they would make any endeavour to hinder my accepting of the office (and that with a mighty strong show of reason on their side), I had never so much as imagined, and did remain in this secure and careless confidence until the very week when I was to be sworn to the punctual performance of my duties.

'Twas on a certain Tuesday, in the morning, that the blow fell upon me, when all the household was moved and stirred touching the great ball to be danced the next night at Puckle Acton, my lord Duke of London, the lieutenant of the county, coming over from Belfort with his duchess for to do honour to the occasion. For over two hours I had been busy in seeing that the coach and all the trappings of the horses and the men's liveries likewise were in good order and neat, and I was preparing to ride abroad with my wife, when Loll Duss did bring me word that Sir Ambrose Spencer and Mr Waterdale desired to speak with me. And at this I was something astonished, for the first (a younger branch of the great house settled at Althorp in our county) was a very fanatical Whig, and had held little discourse with me since my remaining at home in the stead of joining King William's army. But though amazed at his visiting at my house, I considered that he might by now be willing to be reconciled with me, and so went into the library, and found him there with his friend.

"Pray be seated, Sir Ambrose, and you, sir," says I, when I had saluted these gentlemen, and inquired after the health of my Lady Spencer.

"Sir," says Sir Ambrose, very stiff, "we are here on a business that can't fail, I fear, to be disagreeable to you. May I inquire whether you be still minded to accept the honour of the shrievalty, or not?"

"So far as I am aware, sir," says I, something angered at his air, "I am to be sworn on Friday of this week."

"Then, sir," saith he, "'twill be our disagreeable duty to acquaint my lord Duke, and through him his majesty, of certain facts that seem to us to unfit you, not only for this office, but even for the company of gentlemen."

"You are prodigious flattering, sir," says I, almost believing him mad. "Pray have you forgot what is the only answer I can offer to your words?"

"Sir," says Mr Waterdale, bringing a paper from his pocket, "before Sir Ambrose or any other gentleman can place his sword at your service, the charges wrote here must be disproved. This paper is the copy of a letter wrote to Sir Ambrose by a gentleman that had the honour of your acquaintance in the Indies."

'And pray, sir," says I, in great heat, "do you pretend to condemn me on the unsupported testimony of the letter of some adventurer that hath conceived himself disobliged by me?"

"Sir," says Mr Waterdale, "methinks you should rather thank Sir Ambrose for his present action than revile him, when you hear the full history on't. Some two or three days past a number of gentlemen of this county was met together in Northampton upon the occasion of the horse-fair in that city. At the ordinary in the evening, your nomination to the post of High Sheriff was mentioned and discussed as a matter of common notoriety. On the first mention of your name in such a connection a certain gentleman that was the guest of Mr Willesford of Chipping Acton, and is, as I believe, a cousin of his, displayed great concern, and on being pressed, confessed that he had known you throughout your life in East India, and had been aware of many things in your character and history there that had ought to prevent your holding this office. Upon this the gentlemen that was

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there did advise him very earnestly to consider what he did before assailing in this manner the name of a person of your quality, to which he replied with great solemnity that he could prove all his charges, and would set 'em down in writing for to be shown to you. Then those there, having heard all he had to say, took counsel together to keep the matter a secret until you had been allowed to disprove the accusations made against you, if 'twere in your power so to do."

“After this, sir,” says I, "you don't need trouble yourself to mention the name of my accuser. I recognise the hand of Mr Vane Spender."

"You have guessed well, sir," says Sir Ambrose," and you will now permit us, leaving this paper with you for your further consideration, to depart. We were loath to bring disgrace on the son of one so well-known and respected as Sir Harry Carlyon, and 'twas therefore agreed among us not to publish the matter abroad on your admitting the charges and excusing yourself from serving as sheriff."

"I thank you for your delicacy and civility, sir," says I. "And pray, what if I deny the charges and accept of the shrievalty?"

"Why, then, sir," saith he, "we shall feel compelled to take some public notice of your conduct at the ball tomorrow night."

And what if by some miracle (considering the short time allowed me) I can disprove the charges?" said I.

"In that case, sir, we shall have great pleasure in acknowledging ourselves mistook," says he, but not as though thinking it likely.

"I think, Sir Ambrose, that we have performed our office, and may now let this visit be closed," said Mr Waterdale, and I carried 'em to the door, being mindful that, in spite of their errand, they were still my guests.