With crucifying him, who calmly smiled Have slain," quoth she, "to keep your Passover, An idle tale Is this; what proof thereof can you prefer?” But she went from him raging. Then he fled And those there Of craft had fed Now destitute. set a price on his gray head, With honor, flung such happiness away, And writing told her father, who came back Her claim his life's reward. "Rather the rack "And shall I give him death who life gave me? Beyond earth's care Hereafter we shall meet; it well may be Somewhere hereafter." "Nay, you still shall live," Went out into the market, crying, "Give For me to her my daughter." But these laid False hands on both, nor other duty paid Gold hair and gray, Were slain hard by in the holy minster's shade. After, in no long time, the little child Fresh from the Returned, a stray sea: it by a ship beguiled, In the hold at play, Had sailed unseen till the land a small speck grew. But still the people prayed in the porch, in view Of the blood-splashed stone, And made no moan; 'Twas only a Jew," the folk said, "only a Jew!" GLOVERSON THE MORMON.-ARTEMUS WARD. The morning on which Reginald Gloverson was to leave Great Salt Lake City with a mule-train dawned beautifully. Reginald Gloverson was a young and thrifty Mormon, with an interesting family of twenty young and handsome wives. His unions had never been blessed with children. As often as once a year he used to go to Omaha, in Nebraska, with a mule-train, for goods; but although he had performed the rather perilous journey many times with entire safety, his heart was strangely sad on this particular morning, and filled with gloomy forebodings. The time for his departure had arrived. The high-spirited mules were at the door, impatiently champing their bits. The Mormon stood sadly among his weeping wives. "Dearest ones," he said, “I am singularly sad at heart this morning, but do not let this depress you. The journey is a perilous one, but-pshaw! I have always come back heretofore, and why should I fear? Besides, I know that every night, as I lay down on the broad, starlit prairie, your bright faces come to me in my dreams, and make my slumbers sweet and gentle. You, Emily, with your mild blue eyes; and you, Henrietta, with your splendid black hair; and you, Nelly, with your hair so brightly, beautifully golden; and you, Molly, with your cheeks so downy; and you, Betsey, with your wine-red lips-far more delicious, though, than any wine I ever tasted; and you, Maria, with your winsome voice; and you, Susan, with your-with yourthat is to say, Susan, with your-and the other thirteen of you, each as good and beautiful, will come to me in sweet dreams, will you not, dearestists ?" "Our own," they lovingly chimed, " we will!" "And so farewell!" cried Reginald. Come to my arms, my own," he said-"that is, as many of you as can do it conveniently at once, for I must away." He folded several of them to his throbbing breast and drove sadly away. But he had not gone far when the traces of the off-hind mule became unhitched. Dismounting, he essayed to adjust the trace; but ere he had fairly commenced the task, the mule, a singularly refractory animal, snorted wildly and kicked Reginald frightfully in the stomach. He arose with difficulty and tottered feebly towards his mother's house, which was near by, falling dead in her yard, with the remark, "Dear mother, I've come home to die." "So I see," she said; "where's the mules ?" Alas! Reginald Gloverson could give no answer. In vain the heart-stricken mother threw herself upon his inanimate form, crying, "Oh, my son, my son! only say where the mules is, and then you may die if you want to!" In vain! in vain! Reginald had passed on. The mules were never found. Reginald's heart-broken mother took the body home to her unfortunate son's widows. But before her arrival she discreetly sent a boy to bust the news gently to the afflicted wives, which he did by informing them in a hoarse whisper that "their old man had gone in." The wives felt very badly indeed. "He was devoted to me," sobbed Emily. "And to me," said Maria. "Yes," said Emily, he thought considerably of you, but not so much as he did of me." "I say he did." "And I say he didn't." 66 'He did." 'He didn't." "Don't look at me with your squint eyes!" "Don't shake your red head at me!" 'Sisters," said the black-haired Henrietta, " cease this unseemly wrangling. I, as Reginald's first wife, shall strew flowers on his grave!" “No, you won't," said Susan; “I, as his last wife, shall strew flowers on his grave. It is my business to strew." "You shan't; so there!" said Henrietta. "You bet I will!" said Susan, with a tear-suffused cheek. "Well, as for me," said the practical Betsey, "I ain't on the strew much, but I shall ride at the head of the funeral procession!" "Not if I've ever been introduced to myself, you won't.” said the golden-haired Nelly; "that's my position. You bet your bonnet-strings it is." "Children," said Reginald's mother, "you must do some crying, you know, on the day of the funeral ; and how many pocket-handkerchers will it take to go round? Betsey, you and Nelly ought to make one do between you." "I'll tear her eyes out if she perpetrates a sob on my handkercher," said Nelly. Dear daughters-in-law," said Reginald's mother, "how unseemly is this anger! Mules is five hundred dollars a span, and every identical mule my poor boy had has been gobbled up by the red men. I knew when my Reginald staggered into the door-yard that he was on the die; but if I'd only thunk to ask him about them mules ere his gentle spirit took flight, it would have been four thousand dollars in our pockets, and no mistake. Excuse these real tears, but you've never felt a parent's feelin's." "It's an oversight," sobbed Maria. "Don't blame us." The funeral passed off in a very pleasant manner, nothing occurring to mar the harmony of the occasion. By a happy thought of Reginald's mother, the wives walked to the grave twenty abreast, which rendered that part of the ceremony thoroughly impartial. * * * * * * That night the twenty wives, with heavy hearts, sought their twenty respective couches. But no Reginald occupied those twenty respective couches-Reginald would nevermore linger all night in blissful repose on those twenty respective couches-Reginald's head would nevermore press the twenty respective pillows of those twenty respective couches-never, nevermore! * * * * In another house, not many leagues from the house of mourning, a gray-haired woman was weeping passionately. "He died," she cried--" he died without sigerfyin', in any respect, where them mules went to!" Two years are supposed to have elapsed. A manly Mormon, one evening, as the sun was preparing to set among a select company of gold and crimson clouds in the western horizon-although, for that matter, the sun has a right to "set" where it wants to, and so, I may add, has a hen- a manly Mormon, I say, tapped gently at the door of the mansion of the late Reginald Gloverson. The door was opened by Mrs. Susan Gloverson. "Is this the house of the widow Gloverson?" the Mormon asked. "It is," said Susan. 66 And how many is there of she?" inquired the Mormon. "There is about twenty of her, including me," courteously returned the fair Susan. "Can I see her?" "You can." "Madame," he softly said, addressing the twenty disconsolate widows, "I have seen part of you before. And although I have already twenty-five wives, whom I respect and tenderly care for, I can truly say that I never felt love's holy thrill till I saw thee! Be mine-be mine!” he enthusiastically cried," and we will show the world a striking illustration of the beauty and truth of the noble lines, only a good deal more so Twenty-one souls with a single thought, They were united, they were. Gentle reader, does not the moral of this romance show that-does it not, in fact, show that however many there may be of a young widow woman, or rather does it not show that whatever number of persons one woman may consist of-well never mind what it shows. MAD MAG.-LEONARD WHEELER. Ye ask me why I'm mad--again And why I wander up and down I'll tell thee-ye may know the tale- I'm seeking for my little child O'er mountain, field, and plain; Hark! now I hear its angel voice- 'Twas not the sighing, pitying winds, |