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XIV.
Well might he love her ;-in that shape of lightness

All woman's choicest beauties were combin'd;
Her long dark locks set off her bosom's whiteness

In its calm heavings, warm, and chaste, and kind. Her deep blue eyes shone with peculiar brightness,

When through them flash'd the sunbeams of her mind;
When swiftly sparkled joys, or hopes, or fears,
Or sorrow bath'd them in delicious tears.

XV.
Hers was the face we look on once and love,

Her voice was Music's echo-like the strain
Of our own land, heard, when afar we rove,

With a deep sense of pleasure mix'd with pain : And those who once had heard it vainly strove

To lose its echoes lingering in the brain :
As for her figure—if you once had met it,
Believe me, Sirs, you never could forget it.

XVI.
She was the idol of her native land,

The comforter and friend of its distress;
Herself, unchasten'd by AMiction's hand,

Felt for the woes of others not the less.
The serfs, who trembled at her Lord's command,

Forbore to curse him for her loveliness.
They were a pair one often meets in life, -
A churlish husband with a charming wife.

XVII.
It chanc'd, A. D. Eight Hundred and Eighteen,

(I love to be correct in my chronology, And all the tables which by chance I've seen

Concur in this date: When I was in College I Conducted once the famous Magazine,

Th’ Etonian's predecessor. This apology Will serve, I hope, among all folks discerning, For my correctness—both in taste and learning.)

XVIII.
It chanc'd, A. D. Eight Hundred and Eighteen,

'Twas a bad season : rain, and blight, and frost
Destroy'd the harvest, while the crops were green,--

Wheat—barley-oats--and turnips, all were crost.
The ruin'd peasants grew extremely lean,

There's no computing what that year they lost :
They look'd just like so many half-stary'd weasels,
The sheep all died—the pigs had got the measles.

XIX.
Leofric's table suffer'd : he was ever

(As Earls are sometimes) an enormous glutton ;
Venison he lov'd, but, tho' a dainty liver,

He was a perfect Colleger at mutton.
He now discover'd that his table never

A decent leg or shoulder could be put on;
Dry was each wither'd joint, where fat was not,
And sometimes tasted strongly of the rot.

XX.
There was a sad deficiency in greens;

Parsnips and carrots nowhere could be found,
The very horses scorn'd to eat the beans,

The turnips were frost-bitten and unsound.
In fact the hungry peasants had no means

To pay their rents :the Earl look'd grim and frown'd;
And wisely judged it would be saving trouble,
Like Harrow cricketers, to tax them double. I

XXI.
Whether this plan was likely to succeed,

Is more than I can possibly divine ;
Physicians seldom think it right to bleed

A patient dying of a deep decline.
* The Devil!-W. ROWLEY.
+ Very possibly--in the ninth century.-W. Rowley.

“ If any member refuse to pay a fine imposed by the Club, the fine shall be doubled.-Rules of the Harrow Cricket Club, 1818. I recommend the same measure to the adoption of his Majesty of Clubs.

P. O'CONNOR.

The poor petition'd in this utmost need;

Alas! they found it was in vain to whine ; The hungry Earl refused to hear a word; (We know petitions are sometimes absurd.)

XXII. “ He griev’d,” he said, “ but 'twasn't his look-out,

If all his serfs and vassals starv'd together; The year had been a rainy one, no doubt,

But what of that?-he didn't make the weather.
They should have minded what they were about,

And not have sent such mutton-'twas like leather.
In short, unless they paid in their arrears,
He'd beat their houses down about their ears."

XXIII.
Then fell despair upon them :-home they went

With wild and gloomy aspects, and sat down
Each by his desolate hearth ; some, weeping, leant

Their heads on their clasp'd hands; throughout the town Went female shrieks and wailings; all content,

Domestic joy, and peace, and hope were flown;
And each look'd round upon his family,
And said that nought was left them but to die.

XXIV.
One had been lately wedded,,his young bride

Gaz'd, as he enter'd, on his frenzied eye,
And read her fate, yet she essay'd to hide

Her own forebodings of deep misery;
And strove to smile, and, seated by his side,

Used all her lov'd caresses cheeringly;
And said those sorrows soon would be forgot,
And fondly whisper'd hope—where hope was not.

XXV.
And then she spoke of their long mutual love,

Their youthful vows, and lately plighted troth,
And then she said that there was One above

Who had protected-would protect them both.

Remorse might yet the Earl's stern nature move,

“ Herself,” she added, “to despair was loth.”
But when she found her arts were vain, she crept
Into his bosom-hid her face and wept.

XXVI.
It was a night of horror and despair!

Mothers were shrieking in distraction wild,
And Fathers, with a fix'd unconscious glare,

Gazed on the wan cheeks of each starving child !
A few were kneeling, wrapt in fervent pray'r,

And these alone, in their devotion, smiled;
While he, the author of an earldom's woe-
Slept upon fair Godiva's breast of snow.

XXVII.
Alas! Godiva, that a heart like thine

Should by so stern a tyrant's head be prest!
Short 'were his dreams, he woke at half-past nine,

Feeling a strange oppression at his chest ;
And yet that day he'd drank five quarts of wine, *

Which one would fancy, would have made him rest.
Whether 'twas conscience or an indigestion
Produc'd this nightmare, still remains a question.

XXVIII.
Godiva was awake-she had not slept

For sad reflections on her country's woes,
And bitter floods of anguish had she wept,

Her grief was far too burning for repose.
As down her cheeks the tears in silence crept,

At last they trickled to her husband's nose,
Who in plain terms (he seldom used to flatter)
Demanded “ what the Devil was the matter."

* A great achievement, no doubt, but not equal to that of the celebrated Moore, of Moore-ball, who, immediately before his combat with the Dragon of Wantley, is said to have swallowed,

“ To make him strong and mighty, Six quarts of ale, and one of aquavitæ."

P.C.

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XXIX.

.: Her tears fell faster, but she answer'd not;

In vain at first she strove her voice to find; The courteous Saxon thought his wife had got

The toothach, and grew wonderfully kind. But when Godiva gently told him what

So much afflicted not her teeth-but mind,
He scratch'd his head, and stared like one confounded -
Never was man so perfectly astounded.

XXX:
He could not form, for his part, the least notion

Of what appear'd so singular a whim,
He'd always fancied that his wife's devotion,

Thoughts, passions, wishes, centred all in him.
Much was he puzzled by this strange emotion,

How was it possible a dame so slim,
So elegant and tasty as his wife,
Could feel for wretches quite in humble life?

XXXI.
It was a problem which he could not solve,

'Twas just what mathematics are to me, A science which the longer I revolve,

The surer am I we shall ne'er agree : And so I very prudently resolve

To give it up, and stick to poetry,
Which is, in fact, extremely pretty sport,
And I'm inclined to fancy quite my forte.

XXXII.
My Simpson's Euclid, you're a cursed bore,

Although, no doubt, a treasure in your way,
And those who doat on science may explore

Your problems—with what appetite they may. I have no head for mathematic lore,

Therefore, my Simpson's Euclid, I must say (Though I'm desirous not to be uncivil) I most devoutly wish you at the Devil.

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