THE COUNTERBLAST IRONICAL It's a different thing that I demand, Tho' humble as can be A statement fair in my Maker's hand To a gentleman like me: A clear account writ fair an' broad, Or the deevil a ceevil word to God X THEIR LAUREATE TO AN ACADEMY CLASS DINNER CLUB D EAR Thamson class, whaure'er I gang It aye comes ower me wi' a spang: "Lordsake! they Thamson lads — (deil hang Or else Lord mend them)!— An' that wanchancy annual sang I ne'er can send them!" Straucht, at the name, a trusty tyke, Pleased although mebbe no pleased-like- "Weel," an' says you, wi' heavin' breist, A' hopefu' men Yearly we skelloch Hang the beast- My lads, an' what am I to say? TO AN ACADEMY CLASS DINNER CLUB Yestreen, as gleg's a tyke—the day, Her conduc', that to her's a play, Aft whan I sat an' made my mane, Ye judged me cauld's a chucky stane But saw ye ne'er some pingein' bairn As weak as a pitaty-par'n'— Less used wi' guidin' horse-shoe airn Than steerin' crowdie Packed aff his lane, by moss an' cairn, To ca' the how die. Wae's me, for the puir callant than! Sic-like I awn the weary fac'- To me, the brig o' Heev'n gangs black "Lordsake! we're aff," thinks I, "but whaur? An' will she just disgrace? or waur· Kittle the quaere! But at least The day I've backed the fashious beast, An' a' triumphant-for your feast, EMBRO HIE KIRK HE Lord Himsel' in former days proper tunes praise An' named the proper kind o' claes Preceese and in the chief o' ways He ordered a' things late and air'; An' pit pomatum on their hair On Sabbath mornin'. The hale o' life by His commands An' God's religion in a' lands Is deid an' rotten. While thus the lave o' mankind's lost, |