With hartshorn in hand

Came Doctor Tomtit,

Saying, "Really, good sirs,

It's only a fit."

"You're right, Doctor Tit,

The truth I've no doubt of,

But death is a fit

Folks seldom get out of."

Doctor Cat says, "Indeed,

I don't think she's dead;

I believe, if I try,

She yet might be bled."