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which penetrates the ear amid a thousand plaudits, and for its susceptibility to which George Colman said the stage was originally called a Histrionic profession. Siddons caught the tone, and turning startled to Bannister, asked, "Can that be a hiss?"—"No," said Bannister, "it is a hys-teric.'

The irritability of Matthews was proverbial. He was generous in giving his personal assistance to his brother actors; but it required dexterity, and the fortunate moment, to escape at times an angry reply. An actor once pressed him to play for his benefit at Drury-Lane. "What could I do?" said Matthews, recounting the circumstance to Bannister. "The blockhead knew I was to play at the English Opera-house on the same night; I could not split myself.”—“ I don't say that," observed Bannister, "but the poor fellow's idea probably arose from his seeing you, as I have done, play in two pieces on the same night.

Spurzheim was lecturing on phrenology. "What is to be conceived the organ of drunkenness?" said the professor. "The barrel organ," interrupted Bannister.

A farce, from the French, was performed, under the title of "Fire and Water.""I predict its fate," said Bannister. "What fate?" whispered the anxious author at his side. "What fate?" said Bannister. "Why, what can fire and water produce, but a hiss."

On the French flight from Moscow, some one said, that the French would be very lucky dogs to escape, with Platoff and his Cossacks after them. "Much luckier dogs they would be," observed Bannister, "to escape, in their old style, with the plate-off before them.'

The accounts from Constantinople are startling. The plague, breaking out violently in the autumn, still continues ravaging that most unhappy of all capitals. Nine thousand deaths a-week! are the frightful calculation; but the misery may be beyond all calculation. What must be pangs of hunger and nakedness in the midst of the universal panic? How many wretched human beings must be at this hour lingering in the last agonies of desertion and famine, even where disease has not broken out among

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must have the effect of destroying all
them? The first terror of the plague
of labour, all the intercourse by which
commerce, all the common resources
casualties of life.
men aid each other in the common
Even the provi-

sions of the city must fail, or be greatly
circumscribed, from the natural fear
approach this huge cemetery—a ceme-
of the country people and traders to
tery in all but the silence and rest of
the grave.
What cries of unspeak-
able anguish, misery, bodily and men-
tal pain, terror for the fate of chil-
dren, horror at inevitable death, the
madness of that excessive agony which
totally masters human endurance, or
suffers reason itself to exist only to
add the hideous prospect of the mor-
row to the present misery.

is perhaps connected with more than
It is a remarkable fact, and one that
physical circumstances, that the plague
never dies out of the regions of Maho-
metanism. If it is not in Morocco, it
in Alexandria; if not in Alexandria,
is in Algiers; if not in Algiers, it is
from place to place, but it never quits
it is in Constantinople. It may move
the land of the Mahometan. This is
grounds of the predestinarianism,
not to be explained on the common
which renders the Moslem careless of
precaution, or the ignorance which
deprives him of medical resources.
but they are inadequate to account
Both undoubtedly have their effect;
for the almost perpetual presence of
the most terrible of all diseases. The
Christian nations bordering on the
Mediterranean are nearly as careless,
neglect goes, are scarcely less igno-
are as much predestinarians, so far as
rant of medicine, and are to the full
as squalid in their persons, and as un-
wholesome in their food, yet the
plague has not visited even Malta this
African than European, and almost
quarter of a century, though more
within sight of the land of Mahome-
tion; nor Sicily, though proverbial
tanism, in its most barbarian condi-
for the mixture of all kinds of popula-
tion, their squalidness, their reckless-
superstition to regard this perpetual
ness, and their ignorance. It is no
recurrence as a judicial punishment
of the perpetual offence to Heaven
tanism.
that exists in the nature of Mahome-

hand which punishes national crimes
Yet while we recognise the high

by national sufferings, we are undoubtedly not the more discharged from the duty which enjoins us to alleviate every calamity of human nature, as far as it may be in our power. A letter in that very able and valuable paper, the Standard, puts this question in a point of view which seems to be unanswerable. We willingly take advantage of its authority.

After some general remarks on the ravages of the pestilence at this moment in Constantinople, it calls on British benevolence to consider how far it might be enabled to lighten this deplorable calamity. The number dying are represented to exceed a thousand a-day! But, says the letter, "the still more unhappy part of the case is, the condition of the families of the dying and dead. Famine, nakedness, and all the miseries of desertion and destitution, must be their universal lot. The horrors thus experienced in the present ravages of this most horrible of all the scourges of man must be indescribable." It then urges the especial interposition of that class of persons whose connexion with the country, and knowledge of circumstances, at once calls upon them, and is likely to render their assistance most available.

"We have large trading concerns with the Levant. Many of our principal merchants are making fortunes by this trade, which, of late years, has greatly increased. Would it not be becoming in those men to relieve, in some degree, the miseries of the lower population of Constantinople-to assist the famishing with food--to supply the sick with medicines and, not less usefully, to introduce among them some employment of that medical science, which, under God, preserves Europe from the excesses of all epidemic disease? It is true that the objects of this benevolence would be Turks, and Turks are infidels. But we pray for them in our church service, and, if our prayer is not mere words, it implies a desire and a duty to relieve them, Turks and infidels as they may be, when the relief is within our means. It is also true that we have distress at home; but the plague is so tremendous an affliction, that all others are trifling in comparison." The writer proceeds to press this duty upon the Englishman as a matter of gratitude for the past protection of his

country from this dreadful misfortune, or even as a shield from its possible future ravages; concluding with the words" I am neither a foreigner nor a merchant. I can have no direct interest in any measures of relief to the miserable population of Islamism. But, as a man, I feel for human beings-as a Briton, I feel for the honour of England-and as a Christian, I acknowledge the responsibility of showing that the faith of Christ is a religion of good-will to all mankind. I have no doubt that if a subscription were opened, under any respectable names, and soon, it would amply succeed."

We think so too; and we think that it ought to be begun without delay. The calamities of nations, like the calamities of individuals, are probably in all instances Divine inflictions for some failure of virtue; but, like the calamities of individuals, they are doubtless also intended to have the result of calling us to a sense of commiseration for the sufferers. A few thousand pounds sent in the hour of distress to the unfortunate population of Constantinople, and judiciously applied by an European committee there, might make the whole difference to multitudes, between life and death, restoration, and the most agonizing of all wretchedness. Who can tell what might be the effect of this sudden benevolence in softening, at a future day, even the prejudices of the Mahometan? Of one thing, at least, we are certain, that it would benefit ourselves, and perhaps, too, our country, in some other return of tenfold the value. Donations given from motives of genuine benevolence will have a record higher than the frail memory of man.

Mr Green and his balloon have at last accomplished their object-passed the seas, swept over the cities, topped the mountains, and, alighting beyond the Rhine, astonished the whole Hun and Sclavonian population before they had taken the nightcaps from their heads or put their pipes in their mouths. This is the triumph of ærostation. So far as yet appears, Mr Green might have gone to Constantinople, Crim Tartary, or China without stopping, if his fowls, cheese, and cigars would have held out. He might have crossed the Pacific, made the circumnavi

gation of the globe, and dropping in Vauxhall Gardens, might have indulged the amateurs with a bird's-eye sketch of every sovereign of the earth at his favourite pastime for the week. It is impossible to regard this voyage, even curtailed as it has been, but as a very remarkable exploit. Yet its first-fruits to Mr Green's countrymen were great fears that he and his balloon had gone to "that bourne from which no traveller returns." In the multitude of reports which floated even with more rapidity than the balloon itself, it was said that the intention of the voyagers was merely to show the possibility of crossing to Calais. In that case, we should have heard of them within a few hours. Their diligence, too, in dropping letters and parachutes to tell us of their proceedings every couple of hours, gave the idea that they were anxious to communicate the most immediate intelligence. But when twenty-four hours passed, when we had begun to reckon, not by hours, but by days-when a week had nearly passed, the public curiosity was changed into alarm. The late hour at which the balloon had ascended, plunging it into night before it could cross the sea-the uncertainty of its direction afterwards through the night-the confusion produced by the various reports of its arrival-and, above all, the violent wind from the south-west, which, within twenty-four hours of their departure, swept the whole Channel, producing many wrecks, and which, if it had caught the balloon, would inevitably have shot it up the Northern Ocean, or torn it into fragments at once, produced an extreme fear that the æronauts had either been flung into the sea, or, what would be a still more melancholy fate, were whirling along over the waste of waters, hopeless of return, and feeling themselves doomed to die of famine, cold, and despair. No condition could be conceived more unhappy than that of being whirled along over an almost boundless ocean, seeing, day after day, nothing below them but the waves, in which they must be buried at last, and reproaching each other with the rashness of their attempt, until they died, feeding on their own flesh, half frozen, raving with thirst, mad, and miserable.

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public than on this occasion. But, luckily, those formidable speculations were thrown away; and while all England was conjecturing, the intellicompanions were feasting in the midst gence arrived that Mr Green and his of all the good things of the Rhineland, promenading in a German paradise, hanging up their balloon under the gilded roof of a German palace, and equally amazing and delighting the German politicians five hundred miles off, by showing them the “London papers of yesterday."

The facts of the case are, that a to carry from ten to twenty persons at balloon can be constructed sufficient the rate of the wind itself, for whatever time they may lay in provisions. In this instance, which is to be considered merely as a first experiment, three persons were carried nearly 500 ease, and might probably have gone miles within 17 hours, with perfect on, with the same ease, until they had fowls," and been forced to descend devoured the last of their "dozen merely to recruit their stock; and if they had gone on at the same rate, they might have dined in the sunset clouds a mile over the golden steeple of the giant Cathedral of Vienna, or taken their supper and showered their fireworks, like a descending constellation, over the gardens of the Seraglio.

doubts of the future possibility of We understand that Mr Green steering the balloon. That it is beyond our power at present, is admitted.

enables that floundering voyager, a
But what steers a bird? What
crow, to steer perfectly at his will
from field to forest, and make turn-
ings among the branches, that would
raise the envy of the Jockey Club?
as heavy as an infant, a thousand miles
What steers and carries the wild swan,
ahead through the tempest and against
the tempest? The united action of the
wings and the tail.
of the balloon would render the wings
The buoyancy
unnecessary, except for addition to the
steerage power.
difficulty to be mastered is, that of en-
The true and only
abling the balloon to go faster or slower
than the wind; for it is only in such
cases that the rudder can have any
thing to act upon.

a bird and of a fish exhibit the power
The steerage of
The means are complete in both, but
of direction in a surrounding element.
varied, from the circumstances of the

animal. The bird derives its buoyancy from the wing; the tail, whose chief or only purpose is steerage, scarcely aiding that buoyancy, and being scarcely movable but in the lateral direction required for the steerage. The fish is generally buoyant by its nature. The tail supplies at once its progress and direction, and it is therefore a powerful and peculiarly active instrument. Either would answer the purpose of the balloon. But its buoyancy brings it nearer to the fish than the bird. Its requisite would be a rudder of such length and force as at once to accelerate (or retard) and guide. This rudder might be a long frame, with a wheel or vane kept in rapid motion at its end. For this some modification of the steamengine would be required; but we have overcome so many of the difficulties of the steam-engine, that we are not entitled to doubt much of ultimate success even here. Still, as we observed in some former mention of this subject, we may doubt strongly of the value of the boon if it were general, and have strong fears of the perils of an invention which would make fortifications and natural boundaries useless as means of protection; lay nations almost wholly at each other's mercy, or even at the mercy of malignant individuals; render war a scene of terrible and unavoidable surprises; and divest peace of all security, not merely from the sudden attacks of neighbour nations, but from the most remote and savage. Still it is to be remembered, that for every dangerous invention there has hitherto been found a counterpoise; and that the more dangerous the invention, the more forcible, active, and comprehensive, and therefore the more capable of being turned to good it is. The first contemplations of the devastating strength of gunpowder must have been full of terror: it was pronounced a curse; the musketeer was always refused quarter; and the inventor, monk though he was, was regarded as little less than an especial instrument of Satan. Yet gunpowder has since been one of the great civilizers of the earth; one of the great protectors of mankind from savage hostilities; and even the great restrainer of massacre in the field. More men perished in one day, in

many an ancient battle, than now fall in a campaign.

But even in its present condition the balloon may be of service, though scarcely in our country. We are too near the sea, and too liable to sudden shifts of wind. In England, except in the very centre of the country, wherever the balloon ascends it has water within its horizon: half an hour's shift of the gale from the south would have carried Mr Green inevitably into the North Sea. It is in the spaces of the great continents where this danger is not to be dreaded, and where the wind blows for days or weeks together from the same point, that the balloon might even now be of admirable service. Thus, in India, in case of a Russian invasion, a balloon from the frontier, or from the Himmeleh, might convey the intelligence to Calcutta with the most important celerity. Thus, in case of an European war, a balloon from Alexandrià might carry the despatches across Arabia, to Bombay, with a speed which might not merely enable the Indian Government to be on its guard, but to strike the most instant and decisive blows. In passing the Tartar deserts, or in penetrating into Africa, the balloon might make all the chief difficulties disappear, arising, as they do, from the sultriness, the sands, the scantiness of provision, the deficiency of transit, and the wars, treacheries, and extortions of the savage kings. In the mean time, we congratulate Mr Green and his companions. If it be fame, as Horace says it is "Volitare super ora hominum," he has amply secured his

renown.

We always regarded the "Cheap Press" cry as a genuine piece of Whiggism, for which, in the language of honest men, there was but one expression, however humbleHumbug! The whole scheme has turned out the reverse of all that was intended. The great Conservative newspapers have not been crushed, but have risen, like giants, refreshed. The little Radical papers have risen, only to be crushed. All the Radicals were in a riot of triumph at the prospect of being able to get rid of stamps, those fetters and manacles of mind, and so forth; but their emancipation

would not bring them sense, or skill, or knowledge, and without something of those they could not find readers content to pay for even the cheap press. The whole mushroom brood, born of the mire of Radical folly, and waked into ridiculous existence by the sunshine of Whig patronage, have gone the way of poor Lord Althorp's fame, and the only result is, the loss of half a million of pounds sterling to the nation,-a larger sum than Mr Spring Rice and all his coadjutors would sell for, if they were sent, talents and all, to take their chance in any slave-market from Madagascar to Columbia," the land of the free!"

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The subject is wide. But we restrict ourselves for the moment to one instance where the remission of the stamp has been of service at once to the community and to the revenue. But this is not in the case of the cheap sedition, but in the case of the Almanacs. The Almanac is useful to every body, a circumstance in which it differs largely from incentives to assassination, lectures on Atheism, calls for "bread or blood," and vulgar libels on the Lords. The difference is already sufficiently marked by the result. John Bull may be a sullen animal, but he knows the distinction between the useful and the worthless; he talkers by profession to talk Whiggism, suffer but he is a good sound Tory in his heart, and he shows it by regularly dropping the Whigs and their protligate nonsense without any ceremony whatever. Thus, though the Radical papers should be as cheap as the dust, he leaves them to perish, while the generation of Almanacs has become boundless as motes in the sun-is, like them, constantly rising before the eyeis, like them, of all shapes, sizes, and colours-and, like them, often gilded and glittering. We now have them at all prices, beginning with the lar penny Almanacs for the trader, the popupolitician, the poet, the sailor, the stargazer, the gentleman, the lady, the courtier, the citizen, the lawyer, the lover, the punster, and the philosopher. The multitude of them is so prodigious, that the Government duty on the mere paper is said much to exceed the former stamp.

And thus undoubtedly a good has been done, though it as undoubtedly never entered into the heads of those

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wise personages, who, singing their old chorus of "Ca Ira," longed only to see new editions of "Insurrection made Easy," and "Every man his own King." We have been led to speak of those useful little publications by having just met one of them, in the shape of a collection of pleasantries. quainted with strange bed-fellows. Time, like adversity, brings us acBut we were not prepared for this wise, of the chronicle which reminds curious combination of the merry and wit which makes us forget its exus of the flight of our years, and of the istence.

Almanac for 1837; or, an Ephemeris This work is the "Comic in Jest and Earnest." The engravings, from sketches of oddity, absurdity, and month has its appropriate engraving, character, by Cruickshank. Every with verses equally suited to the scene. ing metrical receipt for that formidable July has its mad dog, with the followphenomenon :—

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They'll put out their tongues), by the ma-
gistrates' order;

And the loss of your time by their stopping
So you'll save them the trouble of feeding,
I think,

to drink.

If you've nothing to draw, why, yourselves

let them carry (sons

Of she dogs); or else they'll be drawingcomparisons.

With a stick or a kick make them gallop away,

More than all, don't allow them their noses The faster the gallop the hotter the day; to wet, it

Will keep them alert, by the wish they may get it.

All pleasures must end when they drop head and tail,

And their muzzles are frothed like a tankerd of ale;

Turn them loose in the road with a whoop and a hollo,

And get all the boys and the boobies to follow.

'Tis a piece of high sport for the rabble you'll find,

With the mad dogs before, and the sad dogs behind;

Till they bite the king's lieges, and peace To you by the doctor, to them by the cord." is restored

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