A LITTLE MAN AND I FELL OUT. "A LITTLE man and I fell out: How shall we bring this matter about?" HOW THE STRIFE BEGAN. MR. PUNCHINELLO. OH, Mother, I'm to be married To Mr. Punch, To Mr. Joe, To Mr. Nell, To Mr. Lo; Mr. Punch, Mr. Joe, To Mr. Punchinello. AN EVENING DITTY. Boys and girls, come out to play, "COUSIN, COUSIN, HOW DO YOU DO?" "COUSIN, cousin, how do you do?” "Pretty well, I thank you; how does cousin Sue do?" "She is very well, and sends her service to you, And so do Dick, and Tom, and all who ever knew you." A SONG. I'LL sing you a song, Three and three are six, And three are nine; You are a goose, And the pin is mine. MISTRESS MARY. MISTRESS Mary, Quite contrary, How does your garden grow? With cockle shells And silver bells, And cowslips all a-row. T'OTHER LITTLE TUNE. WHO'S THERE? WHO'S there? A grenadier. Get you gone, You drunken sot! YAWNING. THEM that gant, T'OTHER LITTLE TUNE. (A VERY PLEASANT SONG.) I WON'T be my father's Jack, And have music when I will. T'other little tune, T'other little tune, Pr'ythee, love, play me T'other little tune! 99 A TOAST. [To be spoken very rapidly. HERE'S to you and yours, And when you and yours Come to see us and ours, Us and ours Will be as kind to you and yours, As ever you and yours Were to us and ours, When us and ours Came to see you and yours. ADVICE GRATIS. To make your candles last for aye, PHILOSOPHIC REFLECTIONS. OH, that I was where I would be, Then would I be where I am not; But where I am I must be, And where I would be I cannot! |