What terrors sieze The Bengalese As the roar of the Tiger reaches the ear, Their hair is standing on end with fear. Looks thrice as red with fright as his head, All they can hear, in their terrible fear, Where its echoes keep rolling round and round, If an earthquake had shattered a thousand kegs, He's at 'em, he 's on 'em, the jungle guest! His wits will sometimes be at their best. So the presence of Tiger, I find, Inspires our heroes with presence of mind. Down the glasses are tossed; The Bengalese have abandoned their grub, And they 're dodging their gentleman round the Tub. Active and earnest they nowhere lodge, And he can't get at them, because of their dodge. Never before such a scrape were in, Nor ever yet used—can you well have a doubt of it ?— Howling, and growling; He feels himself that their dodge is clever; And sharpened their limbs to sever. "If I mean to dine, I had better begin,” And then, with a grin, And a voice the loudest that ever was heard, He roars, "Never trust to a tiger's word, If this dodge shall last much longer! You Bengalese, And prepare to be eaten up, if you please. Here goes! here goes!" and he gave a spring. The gentlemen, looking for no such thing, Which bursts from their most intelligent Tub, Of which-though it does not follow In every case of argumentation It is full because it is hollow. For, not having a top, and no inside things, As much as to say, "I only wish you may get it! But much as I may respect your ability, The Tiger has leapt up, heart and soul. But the Tub! the Tub! Ay, there's the rub! At present he 's balanced atop of the Tub, And the rest of his hide, Not weighing so much as his head and his legs, A pure understandin' Of the just equilibrium of casks and of kegs, Nor taught mathematics, To work out the problems of Euclid with pegs,— turned over. The Tiger at first had a hobby-horse ride, And the question is next, long as fortune may frown on him, How the two Bengalese are to keep the Tub down on him. 'Bout this there's no blunder, The Tiger is under The Tub! My verse need not run To the length of a sonnet, To the Tiger inside, Who no more in his pride Can roam over jungle and plain, But sheltered alike from the sun and the rain, And longs for his freedom again. The two Bengalese, Not at all at their ease, Hear him roar, And deplore Their prospects as sore, Forgetting both picnic and flask; Each, wondering, dumb, What of both will become, Helps the other to press on the cask; But increasing their weight By action of muscle and sinew, In order that forcibly you, Mr. Tub, May still keep the Tiger within you. On the top of the Tub, In the warmest of shirts, The thin man stands, While the fat by his skirts Holds, anxiously puffing and blowing; And the thin peers over the top of the cask, "Is there any hope for us?" As much as to ask, With a countenance cunning and knowing; And just as he mournfully 'gins to bewail, In a grief-song that ought to be sung whole, He twigs the long end of the old Tiger's tail As it twists itself out of the bung-hole. Then, sharp on the watch, He gives it a catch, And shouts to the Tiger, "You 've now got your match; You may rush and may riot, may wriggle and roar, And both in a pretty pickle. The Tiger begins by giving a bound; The Tub 's half turned, but the men are found It 's no use quaking and turning pale, They must keep a hold on the Tiger's tail, There they must pull, if they pull for weeks, Straining their stomachs and bursting their cheeks, |